Anonymous wrote:I’m surprised that no one has raised one of the biggest issues with this house. If you have children it will be nearly impossible to entertain both the adults and the kids. The noise from the children playing in the basement level will echo through the entire property while parents are trying to enjoy a nice glass of wine upstairs. Maybe an empty nester will consider, but if you’ve got little kids this place is an echo chamber of deafening levels. Bad design decision for a neighborhood filled with kids.

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Anonymous wrote:In my opinion, in both the front and back it's a fishbowl with no window coverings. Imagine how many thousands of dollars the new owners will have to spend on window coverings, especially the two story windows in rear.

You can see right into the back of it walking behind it on 32nd Street. The house just around the corner on Worthington and 32nd now has those cheap blinds up everywhere because it was so exposed.

Also, the dining room and upstairs bedroom have mismatched windows, which looks terrible. I do like the backyard, but that's about it.

Anonymous wrote:In my opinion, in both the front and back it's a fishbowl with no window coverings. Imagine how many thousands of dollars the new owners will have to spend on window coverings, especially the two story windows in rear.

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Anonymous wrote:For $3.3 million, house should have an irrigation system. Hoses strewn all across the lawn for showing appointments. What’s a simple irrigation system $5K-$10K? At this price point a developer should know better. Or at the very least neatly wrap up the houses and put them away for the showings.

I would assume that’s because of sod. You need to water sod, but you definitely don’t need irrigation for established lawn here. We get 40” of rain a year here.

So water the sod and put the hoses away for showings. Lazy!

Or put in an irrigation system and do the right thing when you want to ask $3.3 for a house. No lawn in the DMV survives our summers without water. Nice try.

Omg you are kidding, right? You do not need to water your lawn! Someone is selling you a bill of goods. If you seed your lawn and constantly water it, frequently and not deeply, yes, it will have very shallow roots and be intolerant of any dry periods. But if you have a well established lawn it will almost never, like maybe once or twice every few years, need supplemental water. No one is watering their lawns except for idiots.

What a dumb developer.

Anonymous wrote:So far in this thread I’ve read:

Nobody cares about about finishes
Nobody cares about private parking
Nobody waters their lawn

What else?

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Anonymous wrote:For $3.3 million, house should have an irrigation system. Hoses strewn all across the lawn for showing appointments. What’s a simple irrigation system $5K-$10K? At this price point a developer should know better. Or at the very least neatly wrap up the houses and put them away for the showings.

I would assume that’s because of sod. You need to water sod, but you definitely don’t need irrigation for established lawn here. We get 40” of rain a year here.

So water the sod and put the hoses away for showings. Lazy!

Or put in an irrigation system and do the right thing when you want to ask $3.3 for a house. No lawn in the DMV survives our summers without water. Nice try.

Omg you are kidding, right? You do not need to water your lawn! Someone is selling you a bill of goods. If you seed your lawn and constantly water it, frequently and not deeply, yes, it will have very shallow roots and be intolerant of any dry periods. But if you have a well established lawn it will almost never, like maybe once or twice every few years, need supplemental water. No one is watering their lawns except for idiots.

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Anonymous wrote:Jenn Air appliances and no wall ovens at this price point! It is truly inexplicable. Delusional

I don’t care about that. Not everyone does. I think “high end” appliances are overkill at best and 80% scam.

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Anonymous wrote:3.2 and street parking. Sweet.

I think this is a fair point. There’s no shed or anything. Where do you put bikes, lawn mower, etc? Maybe they have a solution not clear from the photos. Also want to know where the trash cans are and how you get them to the curb.

It says two of off alley spots will be constructed prior to closing.

They would have constructed them already if it was possible. No way you construct a house like that and wait on alley parking. My bet is the alley doesn't go all the way to the house and they are hoping to buy rights from the neighbors. Hence the ridiculous price. I bet the city hasn't agreed to it either.

+100 Developer is trying to lure buyers in by falsely promising parking. House sold in 2020 with no off street parking and continues to have none.

I live next to this house and this is false. Developer (and some of the neighbors to the left of the developer) waiting for city to pave what is known as a “paper alley” by DDOT. This is an alley that is on the map and is a real alley, but was abandoned by the city. There are several of these around Barnaby / CCDC and in most cases people still use them, they are just ragged. This one in particular is almost not usable and many years ago someone put large rocks on it to stop through traffic.

This poster is likely the developer. Legal and paved alley stops one property away from this house. There is no alley behind this house and there never has been. It is DC owned open space with water management feature and a creek/tributary to Rock Creek. Developer knew this when he purchased the house. There are no large rocks blocking the alley - not sure what poster is talking about. There are two city built concrete posts designating the legal end to the alley that have been there for decades.

You’re just flat out wrong here.

https://maps.dcoz.dc.gov/zr16/#l=18&x=-8578549.546493001&y=4718052.774085748&mms=24!21!22!4!2!1!8!11

You can pull up any DC map, here is the zoning map for instance. It absolutely is a DDOT alley and not “DC owned open space”. I know because I live here.

You are clearly the developer. All the neighbors are opposed. Your map is not an accurate detailed map. There is no exit on Worthington. The legal alley ends before this property, there are posts designating the end of the legal alley and the paved road ends at those posts. Property was bought with no off street parking and continues to have no off street parking. There is a creek and tributary to Rock Creek in the open green space behind this block. It will not be paved over.

I’m not sure which fantasy land you live in, but it absolutely 100% is a DDOT alley. I don’t particularly want them to pave it as I walk my dog there all the time and my house is a few houses to the right so I already have parking, so it literally doesn’t effect me (aside from the house selling for 3.3 and maybe boosting my property value). Also, I don’t know how they plan to handle the creek, but if you were actually one of the neighbors you would actually be familiar with the situation. Just because you don’t support it doesn’t mean you should go on the internet and lie about the situation.

Wow, anger issues much? Fantasy land? Really? Actually, also a neighbor and very familiar. !00% of what was said is true. If you walk your dog down there then you know as well. The paved alley ends and there are concrete posts designating the end of the drivable paved alley. DC owns the land, yes, that has never been in dispute. It is a "paper alley", not a real paved alley. DDOT has a water management feature to handle all the alley's water runoff and then it turns into a creek/tributary to Rock Creek and open green space. The house was bought without off street parking, as it has never had off street parking. Part of the reason it was a less expensive property. Developer created an unpermitted temporary construction road over city's (DDOT) land during the construction and was forced to remove it. There are lots of agencies involved and aware of this situation. No lies, all facts.

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Anonymous wrote:The finishes feel overly trendy and like it would be outdated quickly IMO, but there might be someone who loves it.

Nit picking here but the closet-sized laundry and inefficient use of space in the walk in closet are not great at that price point.

I agree but finishes aren’t that big a deal and all the tile is good imo. There’s a lot of black hardware but that’s the easiest to change.

Finishes aren’t a big deal?? Lol

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Anonymous wrote:3.2 and street parking. Sweet.

I think this is a fair point. There’s no shed or anything. Where do you put bikes, lawn mower, etc? Maybe they have a solution not clear from the photos. Also want to know where the trash cans are and how you get them to the curb.

It says two of off alley spots will be constructed prior to closing.

They would have constructed them already if it was possible. No way you construct a house like that and wait on alley parking. My bet is the alley doesn't go all the way to the house and they are hoping to buy rights from the neighbors. Hence the ridiculous price. I bet the city hasn't agreed to it either.

+100 Developer is trying to lure buyers in by falsely promising parking. House sold in 2020 with no off street parking and continues to have none.

I live next to this house and this is false. Developer (and some of the neighbors to the left of the developer) waiting for city to pave what is known as a “paper alley” by DDOT. This is an alley that is on the map and is a real alley, but was abandoned by the city. There are several of these around Barnaby / CCDC and in most cases people still use them, they are just ragged. This one in particular is almost not usable and many years ago someone put large rocks on it to stop through traffic.

This poster is likely the developer. Legal and paved alley stops one property away from this house. There is no alley behind this house and there never has been. It is DC owned open space with water management feature and a creek/tributary to Rock Creek. Developer knew this when he purchased the house. There are no large rocks blocking the alley - not sure what poster is talking about. There are two city built concrete posts designating the legal end to the alley that have been there for decades.

You’re just flat out wrong here.

https://maps.dcoz.dc.gov/zr16/#l=18&x=-8578549.546493001&y=4718052.774085748&mms=24!21!22!4!2!1!8!11

You can pull up any DC map, here is the zoning map for instance. It absolutely is a DDOT alley and not “DC owned open space”. I know because I live here.

You are clearly the developer. All the neighbors are opposed. Your map is not an accurate detailed map. There is no exit on Worthington. The legal alley ends before this property, there are posts designating the end of the legal alley and the paved road ends at those posts. Property was bought with no off street parking and continues to have no off street parking. There is a creek and tributary to Rock Creek in the open green space behind this block. It will not be paved over.

I’m not sure which fantasy land you live in, but it absolutely 100% is a DDOT alley. I don’t particularly want them to pave it as I walk my dog there all the time and my house is a few houses to the right so I already have parking, so it literally doesn’t effect me (aside from the house selling for 3.3 and maybe boosting my property value). Also, I don’t know how they plan to handle the creek, but if you were actually one of the neighbors you would actually be familiar with the situation. Just because you don’t support it doesn’t mean you should go on the internet and lie about the situation.

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Anonymous wrote:Jenn Air appliances and no wall ovens at this price point! It is truly inexplicable. Delusional

I don’t care about that. Not everyone does. I think “high end” appliances are overkill at best and 80% scam.