Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:What's a French breakfast? Black coffee + a fresh plain croissant? That's my ideal. Maybe with scrambled eggs.
When we did a week in Paris, our hotel had a self-serve breakfast that was mostly awful.
EXCEPT they served freshly baked baguettes and the most amazing cheeses. That was my take-away breakfast every morning.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I still have nightmares about the way English breakfast looks on the plate. The "bacon" resembles a saggy scrotum. Depending on where the cook arranged the bangers, breakfast could look like an elderly man's junk.
I swear the proprietor of our countryside inn did this on purpose.
That’s back bacon, love. No need to put it in quotation marks like it’s not a real thing.
Anonymous wrote:I still have nightmares about the way English breakfast looks on the plate. The "bacon" resembles a saggy scrotum. Depending on where the cook arranged the bangers, breakfast could look like an elderly man's junk.
I swear the proprietor of our countryside inn did this on purpose.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I still have nightmares about the way English breakfast looks on the plate. The "bacon" resembles a saggy scrotum. Depending on where the cook arranged the bangers, breakfast could look like an elderly man's junk.
I swear the proprietor of our countryside inn did this on purpose.
I had poached eggs in a restaurant in Dublin that looked very much like scrotum -- the cook stretched and pinched together some of the white to form a little ballsack. It was clearly done on purpose.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I still have nightmares about the way English breakfast looks on the plate. The "bacon" resembles a saggy scrotum. Depending on where the cook arranged the bangers, breakfast could look like an elderly man's junk.
I swear the proprietor of our countryside inn did this on purpose.
I had poached eggs in a restaurant in Dublin that looked very much like scrotum -- the cook stretched and pinched together some of the white to form a little ballsack. It was clearly done on purpose.