Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 16:07     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Anonymous wrote:Dear Lord this is some low quality humor except for the Onion. Swollen faces? People falling? You people need to get out more. Read McSweeney's. Watch/listen to Two Dope Queens or Hannah Gadsby or Bo Burnam. Oh Hello on Broadway.




You fall down the stairs a lot, don't you? Hannah Gadsby is.not.funny!
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 16:01     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Anonymous wrote:The zoom cat lawyer thing.

I posted about the zoom cat on page 3. I just went back and watched it again. Yup, same outcome. I had my head on my desk laughing so hard it hurt.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 16:01     Subject: Re:Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. The absurdity still makes me laugh.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:59     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
The zoom cat lawyer thing.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:57     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Anonymous wrote:The gif of the guy who unfolds the chair with one hand (used often to indicate “I’m going to sit here and watch this argument unfold”

The fish maw thread. I laugh til tears in my eyes every time I read it.


Could someone please find the fish maw thread again?? It was just amazing.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:52     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
"I assure you, sir, I am not a cat."
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:45     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
I love these two. Holly’s weekly almost wetting her pants because of laughing so hard kills me.

But this video sets me off every time

https://youtu.be/PHuLy0DT_84
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:42     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Dear Lord this is some low quality humor except for the Onion. Swollen faces? People falling? You people need to get out more. Read McSweeney's. Watch/listen to Two Dope Queens or Hannah Gadsby or Bo Burnam. Oh Hello on Broadway.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:37     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
I have a running gag where I ask a zombie question and answer with something that rhymes with BRAAAAAAINS. Like, what does a zombie farmer grow? GRAAAAAINS. What does a zombie king do? REIGNS. I crack up every time I think of a new one. Once during sex.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:24     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Brazilian here. Your uneducated-people-with-crazy-names have nothing on ours. I’m talking “One Two Three de Oliveira Four”(Um Dois Três de Oliveira Quatro), “Hericlapiton da Silva”(after Eric Clapton), “Liberty Equality Fraternity New York Rocha”(Liberdade Igualdade Fraternidade Nova York Rocha), etc.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 15:00     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Anonymous wrote:Several headlines from The Onion:

Like Boxes of Sh*t In Your House? Get a Cat.

Kurt Warner Cheered on by Wire-Haired Man-Goblin.

Not a headline, but still funny (I think it's describing Celestial Seasonings' new tea):
St. John's Gingkonacea Voodoo Bullshit Zinger


Love the Onion. These are my favorites:

"New President Feels Nation's Pain, Breasts" (photo of Bill Clinton)

"Black Guy asks Nation for Change" (photo of Obama) https://www.theonion.com/black-guy-asks-nation-for-change-1819569703
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 14:57     Subject: Re:Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Anonymous wrote:He's an angry elf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_dL_IMPP4

+1!!!
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 14:52     Subject: Re:Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 14:38     Subject: Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My DH had an allergic reaction one morning. He rolled over in bed and his lips were hugely swollen. I died laughing while hoping he wasn’t going into anaphylactic shock. This was almost 11 years ago and I still laugh so hard that tears come to my eyes to this day. (And he was fine.)


OMG - I have a similar story. My husband 'ate out' a mango one evening. Within 30 minutes, his lips swelled beyond his nose. He was talking to me saying he thought something was wrong. I couldnt understand what he was saying because his lips were swollen. I looked over at him, sitting next to me on the cough, and saw his lips swollen. I laughed til I cried. He turned out to be okay. We determined he is allergic to the skin of a mango.


Most people are allergic to mango skin, and that is why we peel them. Thought that was common knowledge.
Anonymous
Post 10/29/2021 14:37     Subject: Re:Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it
Fart jokes are ALWAYS funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm0oALcMv0k