Anonymous
06/17/2024 14:02
Subject: Not a bro Dad
How many bro dads did everyone see strutting around DC yesterday for fathers day?
Anonymous
03/06/2024 12:57
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:All the skinny fat (or fat fat) norwoods still mad about high school and take it out on happy people.
That’s pretty much the essence of it, yeah.
Anonymous
03/06/2024 11:54
Subject: Not a bro Dad
All the skinny fat (or fat fat) norwoods still mad about high school and take it out on happy people.
Anonymous
03/06/2024 10:47
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:This thread is full of seething dorky unathletic men and bitter yentas married to wimps. Doesn't matter if you're a hot shot lawyer, surgeon, or some bureaucrat with juice, a low T wimp is a low T wimp.
Do you also use terms like low value woman, alpha, normies and are you raising lions?
This is such a dumb pop culture trend, but I worry a lot of men start taking testosterone and act insane at their kid's games, hit on women who are clearly uninterested but something about the testosterone blinds them to the boundaries of appropriate behavior.
Anonymous
03/06/2024 09:10
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Near as I can tell reading this thread, Bro Dads are basically douchebags who settled down and started families.
This seems like an accurate summary!
My husband calls them “Oakley bros” and can’t stand them. But his definition includes that they’re all the kind of guy who is 100% sure he knows the answer to everything but is usually slightly wrong. There’s an element of unearned confidence and trying to one-up other men. The choice of sunglasses is just a convenient way to spot them coming.
Oakleys are definitely in the bro-dad starter pack. A Vineyard Vines and backwards ball cap are the next steps. If you want to go all in, skip prior steps and by a Jeep.
I’ve one kind of Jeep or another since I was 14. I’m 51 now.
As long as you don’t wear Oakleys while driving Jeep, you’re OK 😉
Seriously, I had a Jeep back in 1994. Two door, no air, manual transmission and kind of drove rough. - boy do I miss it. I will probably pass on a new Jeep. They’re too expensive and too luxurious now.
Nowadays, I judge Jeep drivers more than Oakley wearers.
Anyone that has bought a jeep in the last 20 years is just an idiot; they are the worst cars on the road
I had a Jeep in the 90s. It was pretty utilitarian compared to today’s Jeeps.
No judgement on today’s Jeep owners…if they enjoy it, what do I care? Which begs the question, PP. Why do you care?
"caring" and thinking people are fools with their money are two different things.
But buying a jeep (unreliable/uncomfortable/expensive) is pissing money away. Again, I don't care, but its also ridiculous to ask people to not have an opinion.
Anonymous
03/05/2024 22:01
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:This thread is full of seething dorky unathletic men and bitter yentas married to wimps. Doesn't matter if you're a hot shot lawyer, surgeon, or some bureaucrat with juice, a low T wimp is a low T wimp.
You sound like a wannabe loser.
Anonymous
03/05/2024 21:51
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Where do all the single bro dads hang out? Asking for a froend
Anonymous
03/05/2024 20:45
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Near as I can tell reading this thread, Bro Dads are basically douchebags who settled down and started families.
This seems like an accurate summary!
My husband calls them “Oakley bros” and can’t stand them. But his definition includes that they’re all the kind of guy who is 100% sure he knows the answer to everything but is usually slightly wrong. There’s an element of unearned confidence and trying to one-up other men. The choice of sunglasses is just a convenient way to spot them coming.
Oakleys are definitely in the bro-dad starter pack. A Vineyard Vines and backwards ball cap are the next steps. If you want to go all in, skip prior steps and by a Jeep.
I’ve one kind of Jeep or another since I was 14. I’m 51 now.
As long as you don’t wear Oakleys while driving Jeep, you’re OK 😉
Seriously, I had a Jeep back in 1994. Two door, no air, manual transmission and kind of drove rough. - boy do I miss it. I will probably pass on a new Jeep. They’re too expensive and too luxurious now.
Nowadays, I judge Jeep drivers more than Oakley wearers.
Anyone that has bought a jeep in the last 20 years is just an idiot; they are the worst cars on the road
I had a Jeep in the 90s. It was pretty utilitarian compared to today’s Jeeps.
No judgement on today’s Jeep owners…if they enjoy it, what do I care? Which begs the question, PP. Why do you care?
Anonymous
03/05/2024 12:57
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Near as I can tell reading this thread, Bro Dads are basically douchebags who settled down and started families.
This seems like an accurate summary!
My husband calls them “Oakley bros” and can’t stand them. But his definition includes that they’re all the kind of guy who is 100% sure he knows the answer to everything but is usually slightly wrong. There’s an element of unearned confidence and trying to one-up other men. The choice of sunglasses is just a convenient way to spot them coming.
Oakleys are definitely in the bro-dad starter pack. A Vineyard Vines and backwards ball cap are the next steps. If you want to go all in, skip prior steps and by a Jeep.
I’ve one kind of Jeep or another since I was 14. I’m 51 now.
As long as you don’t wear Oakleys while driving Jeep, you’re OK 😉
Seriously, I had a Jeep back in 1994. Two door, no air, manual transmission and kind of drove rough. - boy do I miss it. I will probably pass on a new Jeep. They’re too expensive and too luxurious now.
Nowadays, I judge Jeep drivers more than Oakley wearers.
Anyone that has bought a jeep in the last 20 years is just an idiot; they are the worst cars on the road
Anonymous
03/05/2024 12:28
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Near as I can tell reading this thread, Bro Dads are basically douchebags who settled down and started families.
This seems like an accurate summary!
My husband calls them “Oakley bros” and can’t stand them. But his definition includes that they’re all the kind of guy who is 100% sure he knows the answer to everything but is usually slightly wrong. There’s an element of unearned confidence and trying to one-up other men. The choice of sunglasses is just a convenient way to spot them coming.
Oakleys are definitely in the bro-dad starter pack. A Vineyard Vines and backwards ball cap are the next steps. If you want to go all in, skip prior steps and by a Jeep.
I’ve one kind of Jeep or another since I was 14. I’m 51 now.
As long as you don’t wear Oakleys while driving Jeep, you’re OK 😉
Seriously, I had a Jeep back in 1994. Two door, no air, manual transmission and kind of drove rough. - boy do I miss it. I will probably pass on a new Jeep. They’re too expensive and too luxurious now.
Seriously: Don’t you think it is time both of you GROW UP?
A jeep is a ridiculous vehicle for a man your age to own.
Get bent, grandma. I’ll drive whatever I damn well please. You boomers can keep your Lexus or BMW or whatever stodgy carriage you think is age appropriate. You’ll be dead in 10 years anyway, no one cares what you think, old lady.
They wish they had a new Lexus or BMW. Most of the striver wannabes on here are driving something along the lines of a CRV, RAV4, or some tired Subaru.
Anonymous
03/05/2024 12:26
Subject: Not a bro Dad
This thread is full of seething dorky unathletic men and bitter yentas married to wimps. Doesn't matter if you're a hot shot lawyer, surgeon, or some bureaucrat with juice, a low T wimp is a low T wimp.
Anonymous
03/05/2024 12:24
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Near as I can tell reading this thread, Bro Dads are basically douchebags who settled down and started families.
This seems like an accurate summary!
My husband calls them “Oakley bros” and can’t stand them. But his definition includes that they’re all the kind of guy who is 100% sure he knows the answer to everything but is usually slightly wrong. There’s an element of unearned confidence and trying to one-up other men. The choice of sunglasses is just a convenient way to spot them coming.
Oakleys are definitely in the bro-dad starter pack. A Vineyard Vines and backwards ball cap are the next steps. If you want to go all in, skip prior steps and by a Jeep.
I’ve one kind of Jeep or another since I was 14. I’m 51 now.
As long as you don’t wear Oakleys while driving Jeep, you’re OK 😉
Seriously, I had a Jeep back in 1994. Two door, no air, manual transmission and kind of drove rough. - boy do I miss it. I will probably pass on a new Jeep. They’re too expensive and too luxurious now.
Seriously: Don’t you think it is time both of you GROW UP?
A jeep is a ridiculous vehicle for a man your age to own.
Get bent, grandma. I’ll drive whatever I damn well please. You boomers can keep your Lexus or BMW or whatever stodgy carriage you think is age appropriate. You’ll be dead in 10 years anyway, no one cares what you think, old lady.
Anonymous
03/05/2024 12:22
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:I live in Atlanta. Whew, lots of bro dads here. Easy to spot, they frequent (and start) the many local breweries, or they “home brew” in their suburban garages and brag about it at work. They also take their dog everywhere, and are frequently seen pushing a kid stroller with a dog leash attached.
They are legends in their own mind.
When my teen kids became "too cool for school" I started bringing our small dog for car rides when out and about. It's great! She loves it, I love it. But I don't bring her inside businesses. I think those people are a bit classless.
Anonymous
03/05/2024 12:18
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Near as I can tell reading this thread, Bro Dads are basically douchebags who settled down and started families.
This seems like an accurate summary!
My husband calls them “Oakley bros” and can’t stand them. But his definition includes that they’re all the kind of guy who is 100% sure he knows the answer to everything but is usually slightly wrong. There’s an element of unearned confidence and trying to one-up other men. The choice of sunglasses is just a convenient way to spot them coming.
Oakleys are definitely in the bro-dad starter pack. A Vineyard Vines and backwards ball cap are the next steps. If you want to go all in, skip prior steps and by a Jeep.
I’ve one kind of Jeep or another since I was 14. I’m 51 now.
As long as you don’t wear Oakleys while driving Jeep, you’re OK 😉
Seriously, I had a Jeep back in 1994. Two door, no air, manual transmission and kind of drove rough. - boy do I miss it. I will probably pass on a new Jeep. They’re too expensive and too luxurious now.
Seriously: Don’t you think it is time both of you GROW UP?
A jeep is a ridiculous vehicle for a man your age to own.
Anonymous
03/04/2024 20:42
Subject: Not a bro Dad
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Near as I can tell reading this thread, Bro Dads are basically douchebags who settled down and started families.
This seems like an accurate summary!
My husband calls them “Oakley bros” and can’t stand them. But his definition includes that they’re all the kind of guy who is 100% sure he knows the answer to everything but is usually slightly wrong. There’s an element of unearned confidence and trying to one-up other men. The choice of sunglasses is just a convenient way to spot them coming.
Oakleys are definitely in the bro-dad starter pack. A Vineyard Vines and backwards ball cap are the next steps. If you want to go all in, skip prior steps and by a Jeep.
I’ve one kind of Jeep or another since I was 14. I’m 51 now.
As long as you don’t wear Oakleys while driving Jeep, you’re OK 😉
Seriously, I had a Jeep back in 1994. Two door, no air, manual transmission and kind of drove rough. - boy do I miss it. I will probably pass on a new Jeep. They’re too expensive and too luxurious now.