Anonymous
Post 11/13/2025 08:37     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The fact the evidence is clearly there for assault and DC jury won't convict is a reason why the crime is so high


As explained to you many times it was not assault. Everybody involved knew it was a Subway sandwich and knew it was incapable of causing any harm.

It was an open and shut public littering case but did not meet the definition of assault. Oh, and the officer lied on the stand by saying it exploded.


+1

Clearly, it was NOT assault.

I'm sure the people here whining about the sandwich were totally fine when the J6ers assaulted LOEs.

Anonymous
Post 11/13/2025 08:08     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm a career prosecutor (both state and federal, at different times) and I've been lurking in this thread. There's a lot of misinformation about the definition of assault. A few points:

1. At common law, there was a distinction between battery and assault. That distinction has basically been eliminated in most jurisdictions, including in the federal system.

2. In most states, misdemeanor or "simple" (or in Maryland, "second degree assault") requires only that the defendant intentionally engaged in harmful or offensive touching of the victim. Throwing a sandwich at someone clearly qualifies. These kinds of cases typically aren't prosecuted because they're not worth the time and resources, but hitting someone with an object, even a sandwich, is absolutely a "simple" assault.

3. At the end of the prosecution's case, the defense will ask the court to grant a motion for judgment of acquittal - essentially asking the court to determine that even if you took all the evidence in the light most favorable to the prosecution, there's still insufficient evidence to convict. If that motion is granted, the court enters a judgment of acquittal and the case never goes to a jury. Judge Nichols considered such a motion and denied it, sending the case to the jury for a verdict. So to everyone insisting that the facts of the case CLEARLY COULD NEVER amount to an assault...the federal judge hearing the case disagreed.

So yes, the defendant's conduct here amounts to assault. This was also a stupid case that became emblematic of this administration's overreach and hypocrisy, and the jury responded accordingly by acquitting.


Thank you for this explanation and your public service. I agree with your legal analysis, though differ with you that the case was stupid. In light of the violence this year against law enforcement and the number of political protests that occur regularly in DC I think this case could have had important deterrent effect. Now the public is left with the mistaken belief that some touching of police is permissible under the law and some will attempt to find the boundaries. Sandwich is fine now. So, how about spit? It’s just water. How about a brick? This jury just made police less safe in DC and for that we will all suffer.


DP. It is permissible though. The administration made that clear when the J6 criminals who attacked police with actual weapons were pardoned and hailed as patriots. DC juries did a lot of work for years ago bringing indictments and convicting those people. For a DC jury to now refuse to convict a guy who threw a sandwich is following the precedent set by the Republicans. Can’t have it both ways.


Great. Now Trump AND the people of DC are on record condoning violence against police. Who do you think is going to pay the price? You really showed him!


It’s not about showing him anything. And your definite of violence is a bit exaggerated. It was a sandwich. If someone throws a sandwich at you, the DC cops that you seem to be so concerned about wouldn’t even bother writing up a report.
Anonymous
Post 11/13/2025 07:08     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm a career prosecutor (both state and federal, at different times) and I've been lurking in this thread. There's a lot of misinformation about the definition of assault. A few points:

1. At common law, there was a distinction between battery and assault. That distinction has basically been eliminated in most jurisdictions, including in the federal system.

2. In most states, misdemeanor or "simple" (or in Maryland, "second degree assault") requires only that the defendant intentionally engaged in harmful or offensive touching of the victim. Throwing a sandwich at someone clearly qualifies. These kinds of cases typically aren't prosecuted because they're not worth the time and resources, but hitting someone with an object, even a sandwich, is absolutely a "simple" assault.

3. At the end of the prosecution's case, the defense will ask the court to grant a motion for judgment of acquittal - essentially asking the court to determine that even if you took all the evidence in the light most favorable to the prosecution, there's still insufficient evidence to convict. If that motion is granted, the court enters a judgment of acquittal and the case never goes to a jury. Judge Nichols considered such a motion and denied it, sending the case to the jury for a verdict. So to everyone insisting that the facts of the case CLEARLY COULD NEVER amount to an assault...the federal judge hearing the case disagreed.

So yes, the defendant's conduct here amounts to assault. This was also a stupid case that became emblematic of this administration's overreach and hypocrisy, and the jury responded accordingly by acquitting.


Thank you for this explanation and your public service. I agree with your legal analysis, though differ with you that the case was stupid. In light of the violence this year against law enforcement and the number of political protests that occur regularly in DC I think this case could have had important deterrent effect. Now the public is left with the mistaken belief that some touching of police is permissible under the law and some will attempt to find the boundaries. Sandwich is fine now. So, how about spit? It’s just water. How about a brick? This jury just made police less safe in DC and for that we will all suffer.


DP. It is permissible though. The administration made that clear when the J6 criminals who attacked police with actual weapons were pardoned and hailed as patriots. DC juries did a lot of work for years ago bringing indictments and convicting those people. For a DC jury to now refuse to convict a guy who threw a sandwich is following the precedent set by the Republicans. Can’t have it both ways.


Great. Now Trump AND the people of DC are on record condoning violence against police. Who do you think is going to pay the price? You really showed him!
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 23:21     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm a career prosecutor (both state and federal, at different times) and I've been lurking in this thread. There's a lot of misinformation about the definition of assault. A few points:

1. At common law, there was a distinction between battery and assault. That distinction has basically been eliminated in most jurisdictions, including in the federal system.

2. In most states, misdemeanor or "simple" (or in Maryland, "second degree assault") requires only that the defendant intentionally engaged in harmful or offensive touching of the victim. Throwing a sandwich at someone clearly qualifies. These kinds of cases typically aren't prosecuted because they're not worth the time and resources, but hitting someone with an object, even a sandwich, is absolutely a "simple" assault.

3. At the end of the prosecution's case, the defense will ask the court to grant a motion for judgment of acquittal - essentially asking the court to determine that even if you took all the evidence in the light most favorable to the prosecution, there's still insufficient evidence to convict. If that motion is granted, the court enters a judgment of acquittal and the case never goes to a jury. Judge Nichols considered such a motion and denied it, sending the case to the jury for a verdict. So to everyone insisting that the facts of the case CLEARLY COULD NEVER amount to an assault...the federal judge hearing the case disagreed.

So yes, the defendant's conduct here amounts to assault. This was also a stupid case that became emblematic of this administration's overreach and hypocrisy, and the jury responded accordingly by acquitting.


Thank you for this explanation and your public service. I agree with your legal analysis, though differ with you that the case was stupid. In light of the violence this year against law enforcement and the number of political protests that occur regularly in DC I think this case could have had important deterrent effect. Now the public is left with the mistaken belief that some touching of police is permissible under the law and some will attempt to find the boundaries. Sandwich is fine now. So, how about spit? It’s just water. How about a brick? This jury just made police less safe in DC and for that we will all suffer.


DP. It is permissible though. The administration made that clear when the J6 criminals who attacked police with actual weapons were pardoned and hailed as patriots. DC juries did a lot of work for years ago bringing indictments and convicting those people. For a DC jury to now refuse to convict a guy who threw a sandwich is following the precedent set by the Republicans. Can’t have it both ways.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 22:22     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:I'm a career prosecutor (both state and federal, at different times) and I've been lurking in this thread. There's a lot of misinformation about the definition of assault. A few points:

1. At common law, there was a distinction between battery and assault. That distinction has basically been eliminated in most jurisdictions, including in the federal system.

2. In most states, misdemeanor or "simple" (or in Maryland, "second degree assault") requires only that the defendant intentionally engaged in harmful or offensive touching of the victim. Throwing a sandwich at someone clearly qualifies. These kinds of cases typically aren't prosecuted because they're not worth the time and resources, but hitting someone with an object, even a sandwich, is absolutely a "simple" assault.

3. At the end of the prosecution's case, the defense will ask the court to grant a motion for judgment of acquittal - essentially asking the court to determine that even if you took all the evidence in the light most favorable to the prosecution, there's still insufficient evidence to convict. If that motion is granted, the court enters a judgment of acquittal and the case never goes to a jury. Judge Nichols considered such a motion and denied it, sending the case to the jury for a verdict. So to everyone insisting that the facts of the case CLEARLY COULD NEVER amount to an assault...the federal judge hearing the case disagreed.

So yes, the defendant's conduct here amounts to assault. This was also a stupid case that became emblematic of this administration's overreach and hypocrisy, and the jury responded accordingly by acquitting.


Thank you for this explanation and your public service. I agree with your legal analysis, though differ with you that the case was stupid. In light of the violence this year against law enforcement and the number of political protests that occur regularly in DC I think this case could have had important deterrent effect. Now the public is left with the mistaken belief that some touching of police is permissible under the law and some will attempt to find the boundaries. Sandwich is fine now. So, how about spit? It’s just water. How about a brick? This jury just made police less safe in DC and for that we will all suffer.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 21:42     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

I'm a career prosecutor (both state and federal, at different times) and I've been lurking in this thread. There's a lot of misinformation about the definition of assault. A few points:

1. At common law, there was a distinction between battery and assault. That distinction has basically been eliminated in most jurisdictions, including in the federal system.

2. In most states, misdemeanor or "simple" (or in Maryland, "second degree assault") requires only that the defendant intentionally engaged in harmful or offensive touching of the victim. Throwing a sandwich at someone clearly qualifies. These kinds of cases typically aren't prosecuted because they're not worth the time and resources, but hitting someone with an object, even a sandwich, is absolutely a "simple" assault.

3. At the end of the prosecution's case, the defense will ask the court to grant a motion for judgment of acquittal - essentially asking the court to determine that even if you took all the evidence in the light most favorable to the prosecution, there's still insufficient evidence to convict. If that motion is granted, the court enters a judgment of acquittal and the case never goes to a jury. Judge Nichols considered such a motion and denied it, sending the case to the jury for a verdict. So to everyone insisting that the facts of the case CLEARLY COULD NEVER amount to an assault...the federal judge hearing the case disagreed.

So yes, the defendant's conduct here amounts to assault. This was also a stupid case that became emblematic of this administration's overreach and hypocrisy, and the jury responded accordingly by acquitting.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 21:19     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The fact the evidence is clearly there for assault and DC jury won't convict is a reason why the crime is so high


Try calling the police anywhere and reporting that you were hit by a sandwich. After laughing at you, they will hang up…and laugh some more.


The fact that dc residents won't indict clearly video'd assaults on law enforcement shows that the city turns the other way on crime and needs to be fixed.


Ok…go to any cop anywhere with the video footage of you being hit by a sandwich along with witnesses…and that cop will laugh in your face and possibly warn you about filing false charges.

Any cop…anywhere…but you know that.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 21:05     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The fact the evidence is clearly there for assault and DC jury won't convict is a reason why the crime is so high


Try calling the police anywhere and reporting that you were hit by a sandwich. After laughing at you, they will hang up…and laugh some more.


The fact that dc residents won't indict clearly video'd assaults on law enforcement shows that the city turns the other way on crime and needs to be fixed.


There wasn't an assault to indict. It was a sandwich.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 20:57     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The fact the evidence is clearly there for assault and DC jury won't convict is a reason why the crime is so high


Try calling the police anywhere and reporting that you were hit by a sandwich. After laughing at you, they will hang up…and laugh some more.


The fact that dc residents won't indict clearly video'd assaults on law enforcement shows that the city turns the other way on crime and needs to be fixed.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 20:53     Subject: Re:Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 20:27     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:The fact the evidence is clearly there for assault and DC jury won't convict is a reason why the crime is so high


Try calling the police anywhere and reporting that you were hit by a sandwich. After laughing at you, they will hang up…and laugh some more.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 18:28     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:The fact the evidence is clearly there for assault and DC jury won't convict is a reason why the crime is so high


As explained to you many times it was not assault. Everybody involved knew it was a Subway sandwich and knew it was incapable of causing any harm.

It was an open and shut public littering case but did not meet the definition of assault. Oh, and the officer lied on the stand by saying it exploded.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 18:22     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

The fact the evidence is clearly there for assault and DC jury won't convict is a reason why the crime is so high
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 14:13     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

Anonymous wrote:He’s still unemployed. Expensive sandwich.


Yes, because the DOJ is fine to employ J6ers who are on video screaming "kill the Capitol Police," but not a drunk guy who throws a sandwich.
Anonymous
Post 11/12/2025 09:30     Subject: Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

He’s still unemployed. Expensive sandwich.