Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 10:15     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:I recently moved in with my boyfriend. One day, while he was away, I went through his underwear drawer and found the engagement ring he plans to give to me. I also saw that all of his underwear, all of them, every single pair, has skid marks in them. How can a grown man not know how to wipe his own butt properly? When I looked into the future being married to this man, I see only me next to a washing machine washing his dirty underwear for the rest of my life. Nooooooooooo!

I cannot marry this man. Every time I see him I think of only one thing: "doggie diapers". It's over for me. Done. I have absolutely no respect for him and dread the day he proposes because I will want to scream "No, no, HELL NO" and run away but it will break his heart because he says he loves me. I do not love him anymore after seeing his dirty underwear. It is a deal breaker.

What is the best way to extricate myself from this situation so that it's a win-win for everyone?


Tell him you want to be able to pee in the shower
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 10:10     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is a REAL request for help: I developed a stye on lower lid. It's behind the lower lid touching eye ball, not visible. I've tried everything! Help me get rid of it before DS graduation on Saturday. I've tried stye ointment, ice, warm compresses, steam, eye drops. My right eye looks like a gloppy mess. It hurts. If there's no magic potion, at least make me laugh.


That’s not a stye. It’s spider eggs.
You’re gonna be a mama!


LMAO

Thanks for the laughs everyone.
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 09:55     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

I recently moved in with my boyfriend. One day, while he was away, I went through his underwear drawer and found the engagement ring he plans to give to me. I also saw that all of his underwear, all of them, every single pair, has skid marks in them. How can a grown man not know how to wipe his own butt properly? When I looked into the future being married to this man, I see only me next to a washing machine washing his dirty underwear for the rest of my life. Nooooooooooo!

I cannot marry this man. Every time I see him I think of only one thing: "doggie diapers". It's over for me. Done. I have absolutely no respect for him and dread the day he proposes because I will want to scream "No, no, HELL NO" and run away but it will break his heart because he says he loves me. I do not love him anymore after seeing his dirty underwear. It is a deal breaker.

What is the best way to extricate myself from this situation so that it's a win-win for everyone?
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 08:17     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:At the pool kids keep splashing me and my Twilight series books. How do I get them to stop doing cannonballs?


You don’t. They’re allowed to do anything they want, and f- anybody else.
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 08:13     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?


Explain that older siblings exist to babysit, and that it’s good for them.
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 08:05     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant with a boy. Should we name him Jayden or Jasper?


Obviously Liam.
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 08:03     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:
I'm bored. What could I do to spice up my day?


Have a baby
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 08:02     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:I have $200 in my bank account and $12,500 a year. I want to put in an offer for a $3 million house. My husband thinks I’m nuts. What do I do?


Divorce
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 08:02     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:My c-cups shrank to a b-cup in the wash. Hubby likes the way I look but I feel pinched. His friend Larlene (it's plutonic he says, like from outer space and distant), she says I should get breast reduction surgery to fit into the shrunken bras. Couldn't I just go shopping for new ones instead of surgery? She's really pressuring me on this but I don't want to hurt her feelings by going shopping against her advice. Please make up my mind. Thanks.


Transition
Anonymous
Post 06/26/2021 07:41     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

My c-cups shrank to a b-cup in the wash. Hubby likes the way I look but I feel pinched. His friend Larlene (it's plutonic he says, like from outer space and distant), she says I should get breast reduction surgery to fit into the shrunken bras. Couldn't I just go shopping for new ones instead of surgery? She's really pressuring me on this but I don't want to hurt her feelings by going shopping against her advice. Please make up my mind. Thanks.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 22:53     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:We only earn $350,000 a year. How much aid should we expect from private schools?


You should expect full rides if you are that poor. You must live in the ghetto.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 22:30     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:DW and I have a 2 month old DC. DW is EBF but her supply has been low. DW has to nurse/pump 15 hours a day to get enough milk, and DC has completely chewed off one of DW’s nipples. Now DW is complaining it hurts and claims she can’t continue to pump this much since she returns to work in one month. I think she’s being dramatic - she still has one nipple that functions fine - and should put our child’s needs first. How can I convince her that she must continue BFing so our child can get into Harvard? I tried the electroshock therapy, and it hasn’t worked, even with the weighted donuts.

Your question was already answered above. You nurse the baby - at least until you lose a nipple too.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 22:25     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

DW and I have a 2 month old DC. DW is EBF but her supply has been low. DW has to nurse/pump 15 hours a day to get enough milk, and DC has completely chewed off one of DW’s nipples. Now DW is complaining it hurts and claims she can’t continue to pump this much since she returns to work in one month. I think she’s being dramatic - she still has one nipple that functions fine - and should put our child’s needs first. How can I convince her that she must continue BFing so our child can get into Harvard? I tried the electroshock therapy, and it hasn’t worked, even with the weighted donuts.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 21:57     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:My one child over 12 is vaccinated and is going to a summer camp soon. Camp doesn't require masks or social distancing, but does involve close contact with other kids. Younger sibling under 12 is not vaccinated. Should I still make older child wear a mask to camp?


Double masks.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 20:25     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice

Anonymous wrote:We only earn $350,000 a year. How much aid should we expect from private schools?


Just lie about your earnings.