Anonymous
Post 08/11/2024 12:16     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Mayor Pete really knows how to twist the rhetorical knife:

“JD Vance is terribly concerned about precision in speech and honesty in politics.

Also, he wants you to vote for Donald Trump.”
Anonymous
Post 08/11/2024 11:29     Subject: Re:Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Oh god, now he’s behind the couch, too?!

Anonymous
Post 08/10/2024 07:12     Subject: Re:Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
jsteele wrote:I just saw on Mastadon that Vance's new name is "Valdimir Futon".


Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 22:04     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?




No, for 3 years we’ve had to watch Biden repeatedly fall on tv and wander away from the Italian PM and be led around by his wife while democrats hollered he was a mentally sharp and physically powerful leader at the top of his game.


Biden.

Is.

Not.

Running.


PP.

Posted.

A.

Tweet.

About.

Biden.


Then all of you need to understand that Biden is not running, but a 78 year old senile rapist is.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 21:20     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?




No, for 3 years we’ve had to watch Biden repeatedly fall on tv and wander away from the Italian PM and be led around by his wife while democrats hollered he was a mentally sharp and physically powerful leader at the top of his game.


Biden.

Is.

Not.

Running.


PP.

Posted.

A.

Tweet.

About.

Biden.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 21:16     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?




No, for 3 years we’ve had to watch Biden repeatedly fall on tv and wander away from the Italian PM and be led around by his wife while democrats hollered he was a mentally sharp and physically powerful leader at the top of his game.


Biden.

Is.

Not.

Running.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 21:14     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?




No, for 3 years we’ve had to watch Biden repeatedly fall on tv and wander away from the Italian PM and be led around by his wife while democrats hollered he was a mentally sharp and physically powerful leader at the top of his game.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 20:58     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?


Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 20:53     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If democrats had any real dirt on Vance they wouldn’t have to resort to this nonsense. Pity.


Dirt?

He F***** a couch.

That IS the dirt.


With an eyeliner on his eyes. How we can unburden that?
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 16:50     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How are you better than MAGA? Same cheap trolling! Mischaracterizing your opponent, cheap sex jokes. Welcome to the new MAGA - left liberals


Give it a rest, everyone is better than MAGA by simply not being one. How are you so dense that you think making JOKES is the same as supporting someone as disgusting as Trump? You're such an unserious and unthinking person to even attempt this nonsense.

Anyone is better if they don't support a f***ing rapist who tried to overthrow the govt and everything else that dogsh*t was, is and will be. Making jokes is not the same thing. You must also think someone jaywalking is just as bad as someone being a serial killer.


So much projection. You are weird.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 16:50     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.


You're the same people who said Palin was being "attacked by the left" because she was a threat, rather than the reality: Pointing out what a mockery the GOP had become in selecting her.

You're really bad at reading reactions. Vance is seen as no threat. Frankly, the only worrisome thing is he'll be dropped.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 16:47     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
,often.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 16:44     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:How are you better than MAGA? Same cheap trolling! Mischaracterizing your opponent, cheap sex jokes. Welcome to the new MAGA - left liberals


Give it a rest, everyone is better than MAGA by simply not being one. How are you so dense that you think making JOKES is the same as supporting someone as disgusting as Trump? You're such an unserious and unthinking person to even attempt this nonsense.

Anyone is better if they don't support a f***ing rapist who tried to overthrow the govt and everything else that dogsh*t was, is and will be. Making jokes is not the same thing. You must also think someone jaywalking is just as bad as someone being a serial killer.
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 16:39     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!


Maybe it wasn't "to" the couch? Just "on" the couch?

My worst joke ever 🙃

This is all so, so petty. Hopefully we can Make America Normal Again

MANA!!
Anonymous
Post 08/08/2024 16:35     Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:If democrats had any real dirt on Vance they wouldn’t have to resort to this nonsense. Pity.

No dirt needed. It's all out there in the open for anyone to see. The fact that Vance is the kind of person that makes couch sex memes plausible is simply icing on the cake.