Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?

Vance is a loser. The couch story, true or not, just encapsulates in a visceral way why he’s so yucky. It’s not like it’s illegal.

It’s true. He ####ed a couch. Stop using “if it’s true”. We know it’s true.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

Yeah, that's why people make fun of RFK Jr., too. Because he's a threat.

The only thing he’s a threat to is furniture.

Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

Yeah, that's why people make fun of RFK Jr., too. Because he's a threat.

Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?

Vance is a loser. The couch story, true or not, just encapsulates in a visceral way why he’s so yucky. It’s not like it’s illegal.

Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?

Yes, he is a threat to women’s rights.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.

Vance had sex with a piece of furniture.

This is absolutely factual. He is a sexual deviant of the highest order. I cannot even imagine something more perverted than f******* furniture.

He is literally most depraved human that has ever lived. And the MAGAs bow to him.

The author of the viral joke post about JD Vance having sex with a couch breaks his silence


https://www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-couch-sex-joke-author-speaks-2024-7?amp


The fact that so many people across the political spectrum appeared to believe his post to be true hasn't bolstered his faith in the critical-thinking skills of the electorate, Rick said — though he accepts that blame for the misapprehension starts with him. "In terms of media literacy, and those kinds of things, I guess I was already in the mud rolling around," he said.

He's mildly concerned that he's now viewed as peddling election misinformation, which, he said, was not his intent.

“Perhaps, Rick said, whether Vance actually had carnal knowledge of one or more couches is immaterial. Rick suggested Vance making love to a couch may best be viewed as what Werner Herzog has described as the ‘ecstatic truth’ — in Herzog's words, ‘a kind of truth that is the enemy of the merely factual,’ encompassing falsehoods that ‘make some essence of the man visible."’

This falsehood caught fire because it captures how people feel about Vance. He’s comes off as an awkward loser who has carefully curated his life to give him the veneer of a winner. He and Trump are birds of a feather in that way. The couch thing doesn’t have to be true; it has what Stephen Colbert deemed “truthiness.”

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.

Vance had sex with a piece of furniture.

This is absolutely factual. He is a sexual deviant of the highest order. I cannot even imagine something more perverted than f******* furniture.

He is literally most depraved human that has ever lived. And the MAGAs bow to him.

The author of the viral joke post about JD Vance having sex with a couch breaks his silence


https://www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-couch-sex-joke-author-speaks-2024-7?amp


The fact that so many people across the political spectrum appeared to believe his post to be true hasn't bolstered his faith in the critical-thinking skills of the electorate, Rick said — though he accepts that blame for the misapprehension starts with him. "In terms of media literacy, and those kinds of things, I guess I was already in the mud rolling around," he said.

He's mildly concerned that he's now viewed as peddling election misinformation, which, he said, was not his intent.

Because it IS true. Read the post.

JD Vance had sex with a couch. Period.



Weird. So weird.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not to worry MAGAs. Not all of us believe that Vance had sex with his couch. Most of us are confident the couch has better taste than that.

Most of us don't. But the thing is, he's weird enough that it could be possible. That's the issue, MAGAs. He's so odd and unlikable that something like f"#%ing a couch could be a thing! Or maybe Walz said it best, "“I just have to say it. You know it. You feel it. These guys are creepy and, yes, just weird as hell. That’s what you see.”

“Like all regular people I grew up with in the heartland, JD studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and then wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on! That’s not what middle America is,” Walz said, adding that he “can’t wait to debate the guy.”

How are you better than MAGA? Same cheap trolling! Mischaracterizing your opponent, cheap sex jokes. Welcome to the new MAGA - left liberals

Well, yeah: Fighting fire with fire, letting the punishment fit the crime, refusing to crumble while the bullies run amuck….you get the idea. And, fwiw, our greatness really is pretty great. All we need to do is clear out the trash and burn the garbage.

Anonymous wrote:If democrats had any real dirt on Vance they wouldn’t have to resort to this nonsense. Pity.

Dirt?

He F***** a couch.

That IS the dirt.

A sofa is incapable of offering consent, so in addition to being a weird pervert, he’s also a rapist.

I just saw on Mastadon that Vance's new name is "Valdimir Futon".

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.

Vance had sex with a piece of furniture.

This is absolutely factual. He is a sexual deviant of the highest order. I cannot even imagine something more perverted than f******* furniture.

He is literally most depraved human that has ever lived. And the MAGAs bow to him.

The author of the viral joke post about JD Vance having sex with a couch breaks his silence


https://www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-couch-sex-joke-author-speaks-2024-7?amp


The fact that so many people across the political spectrum appeared to believe his post to be true hasn't bolstered his faith in the critical-thinking skills of the electorate, Rick said — though he accepts that blame for the misapprehension starts with him. "In terms of media literacy, and those kinds of things, I guess I was already in the mud rolling around," he said.

He's mildly concerned that he's now viewed as peddling election misinformation, which, he said, was not his intent.

Mildly concerned is more than what Trump ever demonstrated in his birtherism, his "when did she decide to be black?" BS, and his insistence that Democrats support "post birth abortions" (a procedure that doesn't exist).

So guys, let's be clear: don't dish it out if you are not ready to take it.

I hear people are saying Vance does things with couches. Lotta people, lotta people. I don't know myself, but I hear it a lot.

Anonymous wrote:Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?

Let me introduce you to the internet.

Will you sign your IRL to the prior post and share with us? Gee, I wonder why not?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If democrats had any real dirt on Vance they wouldn’t have to resort to this nonsense. Pity.

The challenge is that Vance has had 3 or 4 names over the course of 4 decades, just like those guys with the strings of aliases on the "Wanted" posters down at the post office. Dem oppo has to research the lives of FOUR folks, not one. And FWIW, Vance has enough stuff floating around the universe that he has already enraged whole cohorts of folks.

You have zip.

Vance must be a real threat for people to become this ridiculous as they try to smear him.

I find it odd the author of the fake tweet wants to remain anonymous. He said be doesn’t want his boss and his coworkers to find out he is the person who started this. Gee, I wonder why not?