Anonymous wrote:Unfortunately the letter of recommendation didn’t meet the threshold for an interview and essay submittal opportunity in which he might of been able to share some of who he is and what he has accomplished. Following is some of what I wrote to his school OA & Walls:
“Something doesn’t seem fair and this just isn’t a parent complaining and trying to make him better than he is. My son is a well rounded student, vast international travel experience, trilingual, ( English, Spanish, Chinese), multi cultural parents/ family, climbed to the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro at age 13, achieved a green belt in karate at 11, developing into a strong and able soccer player, has had a high lexile reading/ comprehension score since 4th grade reading then at 11 grade level and now at 12 grade level; he has always performed well in math, high spelling bee placements over the years , he plays piano superbly and is a good singer and performed in several talents shows, has been in the school musical, at a young age he has produced some incredible color animes figures. He is and has been in the OA swim team the last 2 years as well as the soccer team this year. He has the uncanny personality that allows him to have a wide range off different type of friends and relate well to them all. He is a good friend to many and is always willing to help and truly would of been an asset to Walls which offered a more intimate and demanding educational opportunity and environment to achieve his potential .”
Acceptance as difficult as it is, is in the works.
Thanks for reading.
Oh yeah? I’ve got you beat. My kid didn’t get an interview, and this was my letter to Walls. “My child is a well-rounded student. He is a polyglot who speaks seven languages, English, Chinese, French, Klingon, Elivish, Dothraki, and Lapine. He comes from a multicultural family, British on one side and a quarter Atlantean and a quarter Betazoid on the other. His Betazoid side makes him extremely empathetic, and at the age of 13, he won the Nobel peace prize. At age eleven, our splendiferous child won the mixed IMMAF championship in Serbia. They offered to make him president, but he declined, because he doesn’t think the view from the President’s house is very good. I agree! Over the years, our perfect spawn has won every Geography Bee he entered, no doubt to his vast international travel that we paid for, in the efforts to ensure his entry into a specific public school that would be lucky to have him because they aren’t really good enough to have him anyway. Our travel was a hardship when the nanny could not come along, and we had to tend to our child unit ourselves, but then again, why should we have to pay for her first-class ticket to galivant around the world on our dime? Really! Our kid has had premier tutors, because we are so rich, and so our dear mini us reads far above his teachers. His last tutor, Jon Fosse, said our child unit has the best Lexile number of any 13-year-old he has ever met. Of course he does; it’s the best Lexile number money can buy. I have been told Fosse knows what he is talking about, but I haven’t read any of his books. Lee Kiefer and Aron Szilagyi dueled almost to the death to be our son’s fencing tutors. I made sure they knew they could each have a turn. And because our dear child unit is such a superb swimmer, Michael Phelps offered to come and teach our child, but I told him that he was yesterday’s champion and to get lost. Like we need him—really! Our child has friends. Did I mention he has friends? You should be grateful that we considered gracing your halls with a child so superb, so splendiferous, so splendorous, so resplendent, so precious, so rich, so privileged, so fortunate, so everything that no other child there could be, so everything that money can buy. And just so you know, we wouldn’t go to your school now if you begged. But if you sent us an interview date we would go, just so you know. Do you have my number? My email? You can use this email. Now that you have read this email, I am sure you will have changed your mind.”
Thank you for reading. I am in the acceptance phase, and telling all of you how much better my child is than yours, and letting the world know through DCUM, makes me feel so much better.