Anonymous
02/22/2026 23:11
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Well I like to remember relevant moments in my kids life. Maybe I will remember college acceptance not when they were accepted to overpriced and overrated schools.
You seem fun.
Since you can’t seem to decipher this on your own, I’ll try to help and offer: the thread is satire. The responses are also satire.
They are satire for a reason. We are all the characters in it.
Anonymous
02/22/2026 23:02
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:Well I like to remember relevant moments in my kids life. Maybe I will remember college acceptance not when they were accepted to overpriced and overrated schools.
You seem fun.
Since you can’t seem to decipher this on your own, I’ll try to help and offer: the thread is satire. The responses are also satire.
Anonymous
02/22/2026 22:53
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Awww that's mean pp...give OP a little time to gloat. Mothers should stick together...we go through the agony of having the kid and then you don't want to give mom any credit? That's shabby.
Agreed! You did well, Mama.
Yes, but not all the Mamas are the same. If they married rich and hired a night nurse and nannies to take care of their kids, yes, I agree, they deserve so much.
Anonymous
02/22/2026 22:47
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:Awww that's mean pp...give OP a little time to gloat. Mothers should stick together...we go through the agony of having the kid and then you don't want to give mom any credit? That's shabby.
Agreed! You did well, Mama.
Anonymous
02/22/2026 21:57
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I still remember:
Pre-K: It was a cold day. I lived in an apartment and the fat envelope was jammed inside the box. At first I thought it was a magazine, but when I pulled it out, I saw the logo of green children holding hands.
St. Albans: I was having a Christmas open house and my son ran out to get the mail for me. I was holding a tray of stuffed mushrooms when I saw the envelope in his hand...
This can’t be a serious post…
And in a forum population ranging from Zillenial second (or third) wives to bitter Gen Xers who used donor eggs 17 years ago, the communication gap widens…
It isn't funny. It is kind of sad. One pays $60K to get a relatively decent education, but hoping their kid won't be raped in the bathroom.
Anonymous
02/22/2026 21:49
Subject: Re:What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:We were at Little Saint James, of course.
LOL
Anonymous
02/22/2026 21:22
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:I still remember:
Pre-K: It was a cold day. I lived in an apartment and the fat envelope was jammed inside the box. At first I thought it was a magazine, but when I pulled it out, I saw the logo of green children holding hands.
St. Albans: I was having a Christmas open house and my son ran out to get the mail for me. I was holding a tray of stuffed mushrooms when I saw the envelope in his hand...
At least back then, they were not AI-generated. But man, some people are so boring.
Anonymous
02/22/2026 21:11
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Taking a dump and wondering where I went wrong in life.
Anonymous
02/14/2026 06:11
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Well I like to remember relevant moments in my kids life. Maybe I will remember college acceptance not when they were accepted to overpriced and overrated schools.
Anonymous
02/13/2026 21:25
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:You people are nuts.
People are animals.
Anonymous
02/13/2026 21:24
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
. Sitting on the toilet.Anonymous wrote:I still remember:
Pre-K: It was a cold day. I lived in an apartment and the fat envelope was jammed inside the box. At first I thought it was a magazine, but when I pulled it out, I saw the logo of green children holding hands.
St. Albans: I was having a Christmas open house and my son ran out to get the mail for me. I was holding a tray of stuffed mushrooms when I saw the envelope in his hand...
Anonymous
02/13/2026 21:24
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Thank you for resurrecting this thread, I get a laugh at it every year!
Anonymous
02/13/2026 14:52
Subject: Re:What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
We were at Little Saint James, of course.
Anonymous
02/13/2026 14:38
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
13:21 thank you for a good laugh!
Anonymous
02/13/2026 13:21
Subject: What were you doing the moment you found out your child was accepted to an elite private school?
Anonymous wrote:I still remember:
Pre-K: It was a cold day. I lived in an apartment and the fat envelope was jammed inside the box. At first I thought it was a magazine, but when I pulled it out, I saw the logo of green children holding hands.
St. Albans: I was having a Christmas open house and my son ran out to get the mail for me. I was holding a tray of stuffed mushrooms when I saw the envelope in his hand...
I was having tea in the drawing room with my lady-in-waiting waiting for the chauffeur to pick up Larlo from the country club where he had his golf lesson. The butler came in with a big envelope.