Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:40     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:DS - Atticus


You consider yourself cultured and well-read and wanted to give your child the name of a character from a novel, but then you realized you haven't really read that much great literature other than To Kill a Mockingbird in the seventh grade. You are most definitely a hipster.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:40     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
John Paul
Marianna
Christian
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:40     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Elliot.


English major.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:39     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Jake and Molly


You are SO. OVER. how many people named their dogs Molly. Jake is SO. OVER. being the 4th Jake in whatever class he's in. They fight a lot but are best friends.


Wrong on everything but the best friends part. However, they are still young, so I'm sure we have years of fighting ahead of us. I've been bracing myself for the lots of Jakes thing, but so far he's been in class with lots of Jaydens, Aidens, Xaidens, Codys, Bradys, etc. Go figure. Have only met one dog named Molly and she was super cute, just like my Molly!
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:39     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Peter
Graham


Do me!
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:38     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Faye
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:33     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Larla
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:32     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:James and Magdalena. You agreed to James only because it was a family name, but in return got to get really creative with the girls name. You are a Cafeteria Catholic, but like people to think you go every Sunday. It gives you an excuse to save money on private school by pretending you WANTED to do Catholic school, not Sidwell. You are only 1/2 Italian yourself, and have 3 cousins named Gina who still wear scrunchies and jean jackets back in NY. Oh and you are still trying to decide if you will let people call her "Maggie"


Funny! Totally wrong in every detail except the Catholicism, but funny.


And I thought I nailed it! LOL

Love the names btw
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:32     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm laughing so I'll play...

DD1: Lauren
DD2: Elena
DS3: Julian


Live in the suburbs, but kind of miss being in the city. Love your family, but they're far away and you don't get to see them enough. Not into princess/disney stuff.

Surprisingly accurate, although I don't really mind Disney princesses.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:31     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Kendall
Drake
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:30     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Josephine
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:27     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Langston


You live in Colonial Village in upper NW. You attended Sidwell or Wilson and later Yale. Your husband is a Morehouse man and makes buckets of money in finance. He was born in Brooklyn.


Wrong except for the fancy college, but more flattering than the real situation.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:26     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DD: Isolde
DS: Enguerrand

We are French


For all the beautiful French names...seriously?

Hopefully you are movin back because no one will be able to pronounce their names.


We hope to move back,and no one can pronounce our last name either so it's useless no matter how you look at it.

We considered naming our DD Hortense, but were afraid of the English pronunciation and teasing.

Seems like all the children we encounter here in DC are named Campbell, Caleb, Lola, Lucy, Charlie and William.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:26     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Joshua
Elsa

You don't live in the DC area. You are a single mom, and have been for most of the kids' lives. Your house is small but immaculate, and people are constantly commenting on how well-behaved your kids are. You drink rose, because it reminds you of your year abroad in France. You manage the finances for a large nonprofit and spend your free time reading chick lit and Grisham paperbacks.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:25     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Jonah and Charles (Charlie).

(I know Jonah has gotten popular but he is 10 and I didn't know it at the time.)