Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 11:42     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
I'm pregnant with a boy. Should we name him Jayden or Jasper?
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 11:25     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 11:13     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:My 8 yr old is a screechy whiny baby. How do I change that?


The apple obviously hasn't fallen far from the tree. It is all your fault. You created that monster. She would probably be better off with your sister, who is obviously a better mother.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:58     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
^^ never would have thought of that.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:37     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Best way to say no?


Yes.


Not the direction I’d intended. How about

How to say no to watching neighbor’s kid?


Call CPS on yourself. Then tell your neighbor you have an open investigation and can’t be around other people’s kids.


Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:33     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?


Stop being so co-dependent. You need help.


If you don’t open up your marriage don’t be surprised when he starts cheating
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:31     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:My 8 yr old is a screechy whiny baby. How do I change that?


A zebra can’t change its stripes. You’re screwed.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:29     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?


Stop being so co-dependent. You need help.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:23     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
My v@g is starting to look like an L.A. Dodgers catcher's mitt and is affecting my self esteem and DH (we're both Dodger's fans --Go Blue!) has lost interest in me probably because of it. I have heard v@g steaming could take out the wrinkles and make it look like new but I don't want to spend the money and am embarrassed to have someone poking around looking at me down there.

I am thinking of just squatting over a steaming pot of water to get the same effect as the steaming but am worried it might make things worse. This is really affecting my marriage. Help!
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:14     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:13     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:My 5yo DD wants a 2 piece Elsa swimsuit. However, I’m afraid people will mistake the swimsuit for a bra & underwear, especially since we all know what Elsa’s songs are REALLY about. Show Yourself? Into the Unknown? LET IT GO???!!! I’m onto you, you Nordic Nympho.

How can I convince DD to wear a perfectly nice, age-appropriate, full length Scuba Suit? I know most little girls don’t like black, but I even said she could get the one with pink racing stripes down the sides. She says none of her friends have to wear one, my reply is well their mommies must not love them very much and want them to be kidnapped. Now she’s in her room crying. What do I do?


Why isn't your daughter in a training bra? She clearly is entering puberty. Electroshock therapy
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:10     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My 10 year old wants an allowance. I don’t want to spend money on that. What’s an easy way for her to get money on her own?


If you haven’t already added her to your bank account and given her a credit card, you are a horrible parent.


+1. Make her power of attorney and sign yourself in assisted living. At least there they will wash your period underwear.
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 10:07     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:My 8 yr old is a screechy whiny baby. How do I change that?


Cut back on nursing schedule and increase donut consumption (for yourself. That'll teach her)
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 09:23     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
My 8 yr old is a screechy whiny baby. How do I change that?
Anonymous
Post 06/25/2021 09:20     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:My 10 year old wants an allowance. I don’t want to spend money on that. What’s an easy way for her to get money on her own?


If you haven’t already added her to your bank account and given her a credit card, you are a horrible parent.