Anonymous
03/06/2020 16:35
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Anonymous
03/06/2020 14:08
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.
I LOVE this one!!!!
Thanks!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"
Anonymous
03/06/2020 13:38
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.
I LOVE this one!!!!
Anonymous
03/06/2020 12:28
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example: the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Example: the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Anonymous
03/06/2020 11:29
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Did you hear about the guy who told jokes about religion?
He had to register as a Sects Offender.
He had to register as a Sects Offender.
Anonymous
03/06/2020 11:02
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.
You probably saw our posters.
Anonymous
03/06/2020 08:52
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
I think this thread pretty funny! Thanks
Anonymous
03/05/2020 16:21
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla," the service guy asks? "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it," he said, "I'll be right there."
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.
"Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on."
"What do I do with the shotgun," the man asks?
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla," the service guy asks? "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it," he said, "I'll be right there."
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.
"Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on."
"What do I do with the shotgun," the man asks?
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Anonymous
03/05/2020 09:33
Subject: Re:What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:A Czechoslovakian man went to an eye doctor. The doctor said, "Cover your left eye. Can you read the first line for me?" And the Czechoslovakian guy said "Doc, not only can I read it, but I know the guy!"
I didn't get this
The nonsense word the letters are arranged into in the line is a Czech surname
Anonymous
03/05/2020 09:33
Subject: Re:What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:A Czechoslovakian man went to an eye doctor. The doctor said, "Cover your left eye. Can you read the first line for me?" And the Czechoslovakian guy said "Doc, not only can I read it, but I know the guy!"
I didn't get this
Czech names have a lot of crazy letter combos
Anonymous
03/05/2020 09:24
Subject: Re:What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Anonymous wrote:A Czechoslovakian man went to an eye doctor. The doctor said, "Cover your left eye. Can you read the first line for me?" And the Czechoslovakian guy said "Doc, not only can I read it, but I know the guy!"
I didn't get this
Anonymous
03/05/2020 06:17
Subject: Re:What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
A Czechoslovakian man went to an eye doctor. The doctor said, "Cover your left eye. Can you read the first line for me?" And the Czechoslovakian guy said "Doc, not only can I read it, but I know the guy!"
Anonymous
03/05/2020 01:24
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Ahhh thanks to everyone keeping this thread alive : )
Anonymous
03/05/2020 00:26
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Would you prefer Steve Jobs or Donald Trump as president?
I don't know. It is hard to compare an apple to an orange.
I don't know. It is hard to compare an apple to an orange.
Anonymous
03/05/2020 00:19
Subject: What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
Why should Christians support legalizing cannabis and same sex marriage?
It is Biblical. "A man who lays with another man should be stoned." [Leviticus 20:13]
It is Biblical. "A man who lays with another man should be stoned." [Leviticus 20:13]