Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:24     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
joshua and robert
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:22     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:James and Magdalena. You agreed to James only because it was a family name, but in return got to get really creative with the girls name. You are a Cafeteria Catholic, but like people to think you go every Sunday. It gives you an excuse to save money on private school by pretending you WANTED to do Catholic school, not Sidwell. You are only 1/2 Italian yourself, and have 3 cousins named Gina who still wear scrunchies and jean jackets back in NY. Oh and you are still trying to decide if you will let people call her "Maggie"


Funny! Totally wrong in every detail except the Catholicism, but funny.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:21     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Annabelle
Genevieve


Early to mid-thirties, but both girls were born in your 20s. You are down-to-earth but have a bit of a princess flair that your girls have inherited. You and your husband compete in triathlons, have no credit card debt, and love to take ski vacations. You spend time after the kids are in bed watching TLC reality shows.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:18     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Christina
Andrew
Gretchen



Anyone?


That you're not bright enough to know that Gretchen isn't a real name, just the shortening of one. And doesn't remotely match the previous ones.

Trying to hard to match some ethnicity....that isn't matched by Andrew. Gretchen is German short form of Margarete. Andreas is German form of Andrew. Christina is mispelled if it's German.

Just Nononononono.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:18     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:DD1: Avery
DD2: Maya
DD3: Holly


You are a lesbian couple, both working at a large university, where you met. One of you works in the library and the other is a communications director for a research program. You have a comfortable house with a great back porch, where you hang out drinking Blue Moon watching the girls run through the sprinklers.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:18     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Robert


Really felt for the brother on Everybody Loves Raymond.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:18     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
James and Magdalena. You agreed to James only because it was a family name, but in return got to get really creative with the girls name. You are a Cafeteria Catholic, but like people to think you go every Sunday. It gives you an excuse to save money on private school by pretending you WANTED to do Catholic school, not Sidwell. You are only 1/2 Italian yourself, and have 3 cousins named Gina who still wear scrunchies and jean jackets back in NY. Oh and you are still trying to decide if you will let people call her "Maggie"
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:17     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Javier
Gabriel
Sebastian
Cecilia
Natalie


One white parent, one first generation Latino/a American. Church goers but not in a crazy way. Live in new construction in the exurbs. Friendly and like to volunteer or host potlucks.


Owner of the above five kids here. We're both white, never go to church, live in the city, friendly and we do volunteer and host potlucks. I thought this one might be interesting because 3 of these 5 kids were adopted and came with their names already attached.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:17     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How about us:

DD1: Heidi
DD2: Kirsten

Germanic.
Are you from Denmark?


No, because if you really are from Denmark or Germany, you would NEVER name your kid Heidi in this or the last half of the previous, century.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:17     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Robert
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:16     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:James and Magdalena


Catholic.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:15     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Evan and Lucas


You're a lawyer at a large federal agency, in a leadership position and well respected. Your husband is a partner at large law firm. Your kids attend Home Run Baseball camp, and your last name begins with an R.


All wrong except our last name does start with an R. How'd you know?
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:15     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:DS - Atticus


Trying too hard to hide the fact that one or both of you was in the Greek system in college. Faux hipsters.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:15     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Jake and Molly


You are SO. OVER. how many people named their dogs Molly. Jake is SO. OVER. being the 4th Jake in whatever class he's in. They fight a lot but are best friends.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:15     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Jake and Molly


that you were too lazy to come up with real names, so you used the ones you gave to your pets in elementary school.