Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 12:06     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Naomi being cheeky.

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 12:05     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Anonymous wrote:Eva Herzigová and Helena Christensen. Couple of supers looking gorgeous. These women are 50 and 54, respectively. I especially love Helena's dress.



Wow, Helena Christensen is so pretty. And she looks age-appropriate. (I mean, the prettiest 54-year-old ever, but still!)
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 12:04     Subject: 2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ashley Graham dress is hideous.

Yeah this is very, very bad.


Is she doing some weird cultural appropriation chinese hanfu cosplay with the outfit, hair and makeup?
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 12:04     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Sofia Carson. Nope for me.

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 12:03     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
MJ Rodriguez. This is a bit much but I like the color and I love her on Loot. You should watch it!

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 12:02     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
More Zoey/Zoe/Zooeys, for fun. Here's Saldana. I am bored.



And here's Deschanel. Not boring, but...



So Zoey Deutch won the Zoey-off and that's how you have to spell it from now on. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

(I do)
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 12:00     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Ruth Carter after party. I preferred her ceremony dress but she's got the only accessory that matters so whooooo caaaares.

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:59     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Nancy Pelosi. It's always jarring to see "normals" at these events (meaning non-Hollywood people) wearing designer clothes because they don't get the same level of care in dress selection and fittings and you realize how much goes into making the Hollywood actresses look absolutely perfect. It's not just about picking a dress, it's about having it fitted, hemmed, accessorized perfectly. It's the difference between being the bride and being some random guest at a wedding, in terms of preparation for the event.



That's the same feeling I had when I saw this. Something is off about this. She looks better in her workday sheath dresses.


Some of it is her posture, I think. Maybe needed a different bra and to be pulled in a little more at the waist? Maybe take a couple of inches from the hem? In theory this is the dress of my dreams - gold lame but you can wear a bra! - but it's just the teeniest bit off.

Ugh these are the menopausal boobs of my future. I pray I can keep her waistline (and be the first in my family to succeed).
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:58     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Kate Beckinsale. Is it a bit much for the after party on someone who wasn't nominated or even, that I know of, worked in the last year? Yes. Does she care? Do I? Nope. Lady looks good.

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:57     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Nancy Pelosi. It's always jarring to see "normals" at these events (meaning non-Hollywood people) wearing designer clothes because they don't get the same level of care in dress selection and fittings and you realize how much goes into making the Hollywood actresses look absolutely perfect. It's not just about picking a dress, it's about having it fitted, hemmed, accessorized perfectly. It's the difference between being the bride and being some random guest at a wedding, in terms of preparation for the event.



That's the same feeling I had when I saw this. Something is off about this. She looks better in her workday sheath dresses.


+1
Awww... she wears jewel tones like nobody's business. I wish she had a lovely color on.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:57     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
There you go, Salma. Was that so hard? This is pretty and tasteful and we can still all see the ladies as God intended.

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:56     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Hong Chau after party. Did her pink ceremony dress get posted? Loved the color but the train was dumb. I like this though, especially with the boots.

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:53     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Okay two nepo babies in a row. Zoey Deutch. I think this is a very cool and eye-catching look that doesn't look desperate, which apparently was a hard line to walk at the afterparty. Does it need a different lip color? Different eye makeup? I'm losing her face a bit.

Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:53     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Emily Ratajkowski doing her thing. I like the color of this and attached half-gloves, I wish that either it wasn't completely sheer or that she'd chosen to wear something else underneath -- it just looks like a pair of 80s era high cut bikinis in beige. I'm sure it's a thong and that everyone got to stare at her butt all night, though, which seems reasonable as she has a very, very good looking butt.



Trashy.


+1. Just awful. I don't understand this.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2023 11:53     Subject: Re:2023 Oscar fashion thread!
Anonymous wrote:Melanie Lynsey in a real scroll-down disappointment. I was almost excited and then it went cocktail length with a hideous hem.

I do think it gets hard for the TV actors and B-list folks to find clothes to wear to these events because so much energy and focus is on the A-list and nominated people going to the awards. There's a reason so many people at the afterparty are just wearing boring but pretty dresses that don't even fit that well. They literally get the table scraps and it's kind of a bummer.

I just wish this was floor length. Love the shoes.



Oh boy, yeah, it's like VA VA VOOM on top and Dress Barn on the bottom