You thought I was very experienced when I slept with you (and that attracted you to me), but in reality I only had sex 4 times before then and they all were a compete disaster.

Anonymous wrote:That one of the reasons I'm getting into better shape is to post a more appealing profile on OKC to find a FWB. DH here, and at 52, my window is closing. I just need to figure out how to solve the profile picture issue. A pic seems necessary, but the chances of my profile being seen by someone we know obviously increase.

That might not be such a secret. It's pretty common for people to get oddly interested in looking good when they are about to or are having an affair. I know that was the first sign I saw when my husband was cheating on me - all of a sudden he was interested in exercise and dropped 30 pounds when he previously told me that his weight was totally fine and exercise was pointless / not fun. So I knew something was afoot.

That one of the reasons I'm getting into better shape is to post a more appealing profile on OKC to find a FWB. DH here, and at 52, my window is closing. I just need to figure out how to solve the profile picture issue. A pic seems necessary, but the chances of my profile being seen by someone we know obviously increase.

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Anonymous wrote:That his hands permanently smell like ball stench because he has his hands down his pants all the time. That's why (mostly) I have no desire to have sex with him. Also, his breath is starting to smell like old man's breath and he's only 39. I've told him about the ball stench. He thinks it's funny. It's not.

You guys, his hands still smell like ball stench. The smell in the car was overpowering the other day.

I think he needs Diflucan. Chase him to his primary care doctor to ask for some.
It's most likely a severe fungal infection since he's had it a long time. Might take a few weeks of pills.
He must be so itchy.

It's not my fault you don't make more money. You choose a schedule that doesn't allow me to pick up a part time job with regular hours without needing childcare (and spending more than I earn). It's expensive here. I can't trim much more off what I spend without really cutting into the children's quality of life. You made these choices, living in an expensive area, choosing irregular odd hours for yourself, and not being supportive when I say I want to work. Don't bitch at me because we don't have as much discretionary income as you want.

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Anonymous wrote:You are celibate and I am monogamous.

So glad you found an AP worth being monogamous for.

Not as glad as I am! When I said I do, it wasn't to a vow of celibacy.

That if you brushed your teeth regularly, flossed, and cared for your mouth we'd have a better intimate life.

I pray that when you're out drinking that you get picked up by the cops and get thrown in jail and I will not bail you out.

I always hope and anxious to see your name in the obituary

I think he has a low sex drive and needs some help. He never initiated sex in our marriage. I mean never in 20+ years. He is not gay.

Anonymous wrote:I volunteered for a 14 month deployment just to get away from you

Are you my husband!?!?! Did you do volunteer 3 days before the birth of baby #2 and leave 5 weeks later? If so, then I still resent you for it a decade later.

Anonymous wrote:That his hands permanently smell like ball stench because he has his hands down his pants all the time. That's why (mostly) I have no desire to have sex with him. Also, his breath is starting to smell like old man's breath and he's only 39. I've told him about the ball stench. He thinks it's funny. It's not.

You guys, his hands still smell like ball stench. The smell in the car was overpowering the other day.

I know you say you love me but your actions show otherwise. Our sex life is that of a couple of geriatric people. I am trying to encourage you to get a job so that if we divorce I won't get socked with extensive alimony for supporting you as a SAHM.

If you put an ounce of effort into our sex life, our marriage would be as good as you imagine it is.

^^to Afghanistan

I volunteered for a 14 month deployment just to get away from you