Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:15     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Jake and Molly
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:14     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Liat and Sarai


Jewish. Spent your junior year of college in Israel and secretly look down on people who give their kids more obvious biblical names like Rebecca and Joshua. Belong to a Conservative synagogue, but rarely attend. Live in NWDC of Montgomery County. Drive a Subaru. Have wifi at home.


Who doesn't? It's 2013.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:14     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Evan and Lucas


You're a lawyer at a large federal agency, in a leadership position and well respected. Your husband is a partner at large law firm. Your kids attend Home Run Baseball camp, and your last name begins with an R.


lol, that's pretty funny!
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:14     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Alexander
Christopher
William
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:13     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Liat and Sarai


Jewish. Spent your junior year of college in Israel and secretly look down on people who give their kids more obvious biblical names like Rebecca and Joshua. Belong to a Conservative synagogue, but rarely attend. Live in NWDC of Montgomery County. Drive a Subaru. Have wifi at home.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:12     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Langston


You live in Colonial Village in upper NW. You attended Sidwell or Wilson and later Yale. Your husband is a Morehouse man and makes buckets of money in finance. He was born in Brooklyn.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:10     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Colm
Eimmer
Fiona
Paddy
Eoin


Short for Pádraig, or just "Paddy"?


Patrick. Paddy for short.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:09     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
James and Magdalena
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:09     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Colm
Eimmer
Fiona
Paddy
Eoin


IRISH!


Yeah, but here's the thing; the children are like 1/8th Irish and have great aunts and uncles named Joan, Mike, Bill and Kathy, while their aunts/uncles on one side are Colleen, Kevin, Erin, Sean and Dan. There's also an Uncle Pat. Can you believe that Uncle Dan's oldest, Caitlin, is out of college already?



They're half Irish half Korean and have relatives named Seon, Jin, Joon Hyun, Kathleen, Margaret, Peter, and James.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:08     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Evan and Lucas


You're a lawyer at a large federal agency, in a leadership position and well respected. Your husband is a partner at large law firm. Your kids attend Home Run Baseball camp, and your last name begins with an R.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:06     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Seraphine (Sera)
Amelia


You looked high and wide for a girl's name taken from an artist, and Seraphine Louis was the best you could do. You really would have preferred it if some women artists had better names. You flirted with "Georgia," and "Freda," but didn't really like them. You secretly wish you had heard of this artist before searching out her name, rather than the other way around.

Given your disappointment, you put less effort into DD#2, who you named after Amelia Earhart, or possibly after the title character in Amelie.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:05     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Katherine (Katie)
Alexander (Alex)
Elizabeth (Lizzie)


You live in Bethesda or Kensington in a four bedroom house, kids all play sports, you drive a minivan and have a lab or golden retriever.


We do love sports and labs!


This is so generic it could probably describe a huge number of DCUMs, regardless of their kids' names!
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:04     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Seth

Sabrina


Mom is pretty and fashionable-and those things are very important to her. She loves to drink wine with her girlfriends and get together with her sorority sisters. New construction. Sabrina does competitive dance. Seth should play football, but he prefers video games.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:04     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Max
Zoe


You live in Arlington and you're both lawyers. You own 2 SUV's. You throw huge birthday parties.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 14:02     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Evan and Lucas