Anonymous
Post 03/14/2016 10:25     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:Apparently I can't wear shorts, nor can I wear capris. Next you'll be complaining about my being half nude. Hrmph!


Lol +1
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2016 10:14     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:Ah yes, it's that time of year to drag out the capri thread. Can't wait to see the moms in their new Chicoswear capris, legs looking like stumps, butt sagging down to their knees.

You with the 115lbs and yoga capris, shush. I'm jealous of you!


I can't wait until time and karma catch up with you
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 20:03     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:It's a ritual. When you set your clocks back for Daylight Saving Time, be sure to change the batteries in your smoke detector and revive the DCUM capri pants thread!


My first daffodils bloomed in the back yard today, and the DCUM capri thread popped up. Signs of spring.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 19:14     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:For the fans of capris, I challenge you to tell me one story where your husband or boyfriend has said, "Wow! You look (sexy) (gorgeous) (hot) in those pants!" or, "Wow! Those make your butt look great and legs so long!" Uh, no. Stumps. You're in denial, all of you.


Do you need to look sexy/hot to run errands, schlep the kids around, pull weeds outside? If so, that's you.
But why look hideous on purpose if you don't have to?
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 19:13     Subject: Re:Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
I'm in good shape and I wear carpris when I feel like it. Short shorts make your sweaty legs stick to the chair, a skirt makes your sweaty thighs stick together, long pants are hot, so alas- I am going to wear carpis on a hot day when I'm going to be sitting outside. The nice thing is that I don't care what anyone thinks about my capris.


invest in some chafing gel. You won't have things sticking together!
Or skimmies from jockey
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 16:40     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:There's a mom at our school who is gorgeous. Gorgeous face and body. She looks like Margot Robbie. She wears capris and looks great. She looks great in everything. If you have great legs and a great body you can them off. If you are average but style them with cute kitten heals or wedge sandals you can do it. It's capris with sneakers or crocs that look frump! It's all in how you put the outfit together whether it's jeans and a t short or capris or whatever.


Exactly
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 16:28     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
There's a mom at our school who is gorgeous. Gorgeous face and body. She looks like Margot Robbie. She wears capris and looks great. She looks great in everything. If you have great legs and a great body you can them off. If you are average but style them with cute kitten heals or wedge sandals you can do it. It's capris with sneakers or crocs that look frump! It's all in how you put the outfit together whether it's jeans and a t short or capris or whatever.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 15:52     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:For the fans of capris, I challenge you to tell me one story where your husband or boyfriend has said, "Wow! You look (sexy) (gorgeous) (hot) in those pants!" or, "Wow! Those make your butt look great and legs so long!" Uh, no. Stumps. You're in denial, all of you.


Cool, I can let my sexy lumpy cellulite hang out! There is a reason some of us wear capris in place of shorts.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 15:50     Subject: Re:Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't care what you think.


I know, right? What a twit.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 12:03     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
It's a ritual. When you set your clocks back for Daylight Saving Time, be sure to change the batteries in your smoke detector and revive the DCUM capri pants thread!
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 11:30     Subject: Re:Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
I'm in good shape and I wear carpris when I feel like it. Short shorts make your sweaty legs stick to the chair, a skirt makes your sweaty thighs stick together, long pants are hot, so alas- I am going to wear carpis on a hot day when I'm going to be sitting outside. The nice thing is that I don't care what anyone thinks about my capris.


invest in some chafing gel. You won't have things sticking together!
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 11:28     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:For the fans of capris, I challenge you to tell me one story where your husband or boyfriend has said, "Wow! You look (sexy) (gorgeous) (hot) in those pants!" or, "Wow! Those make your butt look great and legs so long!" Uh, no. Stumps. You're in denial, all of you.


Your priorities are really messed up.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 10:45     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:"Capri pants do nothing for you."

You should see me in shorts. Then my capri pants would make perfect sense to you.

And I have seen many women (myself excluded) who look great in them. Long skinny legs, of course.



+1
Btw, you're awesome!
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 10:34     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:For the fans of capris, I challenge you to tell me one story where your husband or boyfriend has said, "Wow! You look (sexy) (gorgeous) (hot) in those pants!" or, "Wow! Those make your butt look great and legs so long!" Uh, no. Stumps. You're in denial, all of you.


Do you need to look sexy/hot to run errands, schlep the kids around, pull weeds outside? If so, that's you.
Anonymous
Post 03/13/2016 10:24     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
For the fans of capris, I challenge you to tell me one story where your husband or boyfriend has said, "Wow! You look (sexy) (gorgeous) (hot) in those pants!" or, "Wow! Those make your butt look great and legs so long!" Uh, no. Stumps. You're in denial, all of you.