Bezos finally popped the question:

https://pagesix.com/2023/05/22/jeff-bezos-engaged-to-lauren-sanchez-after-nearly-5-years-together/amp/

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Whatever she’s doing to Bezos, it’s working.

the boobs on that prow!

Whatever she’s doing to Bezos, it’s working.

Anonymous wrote:Ok she’s now going on a media tour. Sits down with WSJ for an in depth “serious” interview

https://www.wsj.com/articles/lauren-sanchez-interview-jeff-bezos-11674587199

Wow that was a tough read. She needs to fire her PR firm. And her plastic surgeon.

Anonymous wrote:Simple, she was used to banging NFL and NBA players before hooking up with this nerd. So having her proves to him that he is masculine.

He is lost in the sauce. Classic mid-life crisis moron.

Simple, she was used to banging NFL and NBA players before hooking up with this nerd. So having her proves to him that he is masculine.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t think it is the plastic surgery and revealing clothes that cause LS and to be so controversial and discussed. I think it’s because Bezos is the richest guy in the world and can have practically any woman he desires. He can date and be in a relationship with a naturally gorgeous younger woman, yet chooses a very plastic, older woman. Bezos could have a truly beautiful partner yet chooses LS. It can’t be for her looks. I don’t think people dislike her- we are just confused.

Idk. My husband’s take was that he wanted someone with the bimbo look but that was age appropriate. Not all men like women that are close in age to their children. I think she has a nice figure although I don’t get why she destroyed her formerly beautiful face. But what is weird to me that there seems to be a concerted push to hype up her “accomplishments” and position her as like some sort of Cool Girl despite her doing bizarre things like sending her brother sexually suggestive pictures of her jump off. Bezos is so ugly to me so even if he’s not with a “truly beautiful partner” he’s with someone who is still way better looking than him. I think it’s more confusing as to how Lauren went from dating handsome POC men, marrying a super powerful but not bad looking white man, and then to a shriveled troll like Jeff Bezos.

How is it confusing? He's the richest person on the planet.

She's a master manipulator, obviously.

So I’m assuming LS obsessively googles herself and this thread popped up? Otherwise who cares. Has she read lipstick alley? This place is child’s play.

Trying to make this gross woman a thing shows how lost in the sauce Jeff is. My gosh, what a dope. I also love how all of this leech’s “production” credits are multi-million contracts from Jeff’s companies. Shameless golddigger.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t think it is the plastic surgery and revealing clothes that cause LS and to be so controversial and discussed. I think it’s because Bezos is the richest guy in the world and can have practically any woman he desires. He can date and be in a relationship with a naturally gorgeous younger woman, yet chooses a very plastic, older woman. Bezos could have a truly beautiful partner yet chooses LS. It can’t be for her looks. I don’t think people dislike her- we are just confused.

Idk. My husband’s take was that he wanted someone with the bimbo look but that was age appropriate. Not all men like women that are close in age to their children. I think she has a nice figure although I don’t get why she destroyed her formerly beautiful face. But what is weird to me that there seems to be a concerted push to hype up her “accomplishments” and position her as like some sort of Cool Girl despite her doing bizarre things like sending her brother sexually suggestive pictures of her jump off. Bezos is so ugly to me so even if he’s not with a “truly beautiful partner” he’s with someone who is still way better looking than him. I think it’s more confusing as to how Lauren went from dating handsome POC men, marrying a super powerful but not bad looking white man, and then to a shriveled troll like Jeff Bezos.

Oh sure, super confusing! Can't imagine what she sees in him!!

He might just like her. I think in some wealthy circles, that super plastic surgery look is pretty normalized, too.

Anonymous wrote:I don’t think it is the plastic surgery and revealing clothes that cause LS and to be so controversial and discussed. I think it’s because Bezos is the richest guy in the world and can have practically any woman he desires. He can date and be in a relationship with a naturally gorgeous younger woman, yet chooses a very plastic, older woman. Bezos could have a truly beautiful partner yet chooses LS. It can’t be for her looks. I don’t think people dislike her- we are just confused.

Idk. My husband’s take was that he wanted someone with the bimbo look but that was age appropriate. Not all men like women that are close in age to their children. I think she has a nice figure although I don’t get why she destroyed her formerly beautiful face. But what is weird to me that there seems to be a concerted push to hype up her “accomplishments” and position her as like some sort of Cool Girl despite her doing bizarre things like sending her brother sexually suggestive pictures of her jump off. Bezos is so ugly to me so even if he’s not with a “truly beautiful partner” he’s with someone who is still way better looking than him. I think it’s more confusing as to how Lauren went from dating handsome POC men, marrying a super powerful but not bad looking white man, and then to a shriveled troll like Jeff Bezos.

Anonymous wrote:I don’t think it is the plastic surgery and revealing clothes that cause LS and to be so controversial and discussed. I think it’s because Bezos is the richest guy in the world and can have practically any woman he desires. He can date and be in a relationship with a naturally gorgeous younger woman, yet chooses a very plastic, older woman. Bezos could have a truly beautiful partner yet chooses LS. It can’t be for her looks. I don’t think people dislike her- we are just confused.

So because he isn't dating a much younger trophy wife, he's a sleazeball?

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Anonymous wrote:LS probably has some interesting stories compared to a younger woman.

I thought sex was the focus of all successful relationships with billionaires.

Now it’s stories.

I want to see who he chooses next, and who LS will settle for once she’s discarded.

This is what’s so odd to me; Bezos who I don’t like is undeniably richer than anyone, and is with her. Publicly with her. When it all first came out, SO MANY gleeful comments from not-young women predicted she’d get dumped immediately. Didn’t happen. Then when her brother sold stories or got into some scandal - well, then that was when she’d get dumped! No, didn’t happen. Then Mackenzie got married which was awesome, and then Bezos would kick Sanchez aside…welp nah didn’t happen. Then Mackenzie got divorced and the predictions came in, and then or before then Lauren flirted unsuccessfully with DeCaprio and THAT was the last straw so bye bye bad girl Lauren! But…not yet. So NOW it’s coming just around the corner!

Even if he said bye to her tonight, it still lasted for years with lots of people getting all big and bad online to call her disgusting names “in defense”’of his ex, who has had an entire short marriage start and stop in the interim. Clearly, she’s ok and over Jeff, and clearly, they are now very different people. My dudes, some of you hate it but Sanchez is fine. What he sees in her he seems to like enough. If it’s just sex, they’re clearly ok with that. I mean…that’s reality. If and when they split you can organize your “I Won! Something…”’parade, I guess. But it may not happen for a while.

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Anonymous wrote:I think he sees 2 things. 2 large, surgically enhanced things.

That are aging...

Everything is aging dummy

Dummy? Ask all the women who get older and wish those grapefruit weren't hanging around their waist.

Ask them what? You don’t even know what your point is anymore.

Point: Don't buy large grapefruit implants for your chest.

His ex-wife also bought those too and they also looked horrible because she's very thin. I guess she likes them like that.