Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:57     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Seraphine (Sera)
Amelia
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:56     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Max
Zoe
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:55     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Zoe
Noah
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:53     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Christina
Andrew
Gretchen



Anyone?


Definitely a Scandinavian and/or German family background. You worried a little about 'Christina' because it was so popular in the '80s, but figured (correctly) that by now it's regained its status as a classic girls' name that is easy to spell and pronounce in many different languages. 'Gretchen' felt like a gamble but it has paid off. It makes you madder than her when Andrew calls her 'Gretched' to be mean. No worries: Grenny can more than hold her own. She specializes in a wicked headlock.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:51     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:I'm laughing so I'll play...

DD1: Lauren
DD2: Elena
DS3: Julian


Live in the suburbs, but kind of miss being in the city. Love your family, but they're far away and you don't get to see them enough. Not into princess/disney stuff.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:47     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Max
Jack
Leo


Named after dead Jewish male relatives. You live in Montgomery country and drive a late model SUV with a third row.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:47     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Grace and Evan


Very clean home and well maintained yard. Grace does ballet. Evan does t-ball/little league.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:45     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Javier
Gabriel
Sebastian
Cecilia
Natalie


One white parent, one first generation Latino/a American. Church goers but not in a crazy way. Live in new construction in the exurbs. Friendly and like to volunteer or host potlucks.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:45     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Lark

Lily
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:45     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How about us:

DD1: Heidi
DD2: Kirsten

Germanic.
Are you from Denmark?


I was thinking originally from upper midwest, recent transplant to D.C. area (suburbs).
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:44     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Grace and Evan
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:43     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Anders.


Waspy


Not my kid's name, but why Waspy? Anders is Scandinavian.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:42     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Wren

Okay - this isn't my child's name but it is a little toddler I know and it suits her to a Tee. she is tiny and blonde and adorable and walked at 9 months.


I work with a woman named Wrenetta. She is neither tiny nor blonde, but sweet as can be.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:42     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Emmeline and Peter.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 13:41     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:How about us:

DD1: Heidi
DD2: Kirsten


You wanted girly girls but they both are turning out to be blond tomboys. You're frustrated with how many people name their dogs "Heidi." Heidi does ballet but you are thinking you'll try gymnastics for Kirsten. You live inside the beltway, but not far inside. You work fulltime but secretly want to be a SAHM.