Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 21:05     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
My mom makes this trashy shrimp dip with those little, tiny canned shrimp. Mixed with finely diced celery, mayo, who knows what else. It’s so retro-gross and so good.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 21:03     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Potato chips with the canned cheese dip in the chips isle (not the Tostitos but the can with the peel off lid). I don’t buy it often but looooooove it.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 20:54     Subject: Re:What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anonymous wrote:Special K with melted chocolate chips.


And here I was avoiding Special K because it made me constipated. My bad!
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 20:44     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anonymous wrote:Oh man I remember when I was a kid I would eat a bowl with just whip cream and jam mixed together. Vaguely grossed out at the notion now, but I did enjoy it.


And I feel like this should be obvious, but this was definitely cool whip.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 20:43     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Oh man I remember when I was a kid I would eat a bowl with just whip cream and jam mixed together. Vaguely grossed out at the notion now, but I did enjoy it.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 20:35     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
A pint of ice cream but I only eat the spoonfuls with the chunks or chocolate or cookie dough etc in it and toss the rest. Every bite is great.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 17:35     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anchovies right out of the jar. I can eat a whole jar.

Whipped cream from the can. God, I love that stuff. My favorite secret sweet treat is basically a tiny scoop of ice cream with a giant blob of whipped cream. Like, a blob as big as my head.

Last month I had the house to myself for the week I had raging PMS. One day I ate a jar of sardines right before a bowl of whipped cream/ice cream. Intense saltiness followed by intense sweetness soothes the beast, hahaha.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 17:07     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Cape Cod low sodium potato chips+honey
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 15:53     Subject: Re:What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anonymous wrote:Occasionally I crave eggs fried in butter.


That's not something disgusting. That's a breakfast staple for millions of people everyday. Healthy source of protein, fats, vitamins and minerals.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 15:35     Subject: Re:What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Special K with melted chocolate chips.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 15:31     Subject: Re:What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’ve read quite a number of pages from this thread and everything sounds downright revolting! And I’m not some super skinny health freak. But not one of these calorie bombs sounds remotely appealing.

I think my disgusting pleasure is more like stealing ice cream right from the pint. But good ice cream (like Jeni’s, or green tea, or something).


Really? Not even a spoonful of PB with chocolate chips? Or a spoonful of Nutella with whipped cream? Or a wheel of Brie? A bag of chips? A microwave s’more? If none of this appeals to you, then I suspect you are a super skinny health freak but you just won’t admit it.


Of the things you listed, I could enjoy the occasional spread of Nutella (but on good quality bakery bread, not with whipped cream). And good quality cheese is delicious, to include some types of Brie. I also have a weakness for carbs. Micheles granola is a nice snack. I also enjoy good quality pizza and pasta (not stouffers and Kraft, as listed in this thread!!!). And I love Trader Joe’s peanut butter cups (but would find chocolate chips mixed into a tub of peanut butter too inferior). But I stand by my assertion that 99.9% of what’s in this thread is revolting.

Unfortunately, at almost 160 pounds I’m not a skinny health freak. I enjoy food way too much. But good food. Not disgusting, processed crap.


You completely missed the entire point of this thread. The word "disgustingly" is literal in the subject line.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 15:17     Subject: Re:What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’ve read quite a number of pages from this thread and everything sounds downright revolting! And I’m not some super skinny health freak. But not one of these calorie bombs sounds remotely appealing.

I think my disgusting pleasure is more like stealing ice cream right from the pint. But good ice cream (like Jeni’s, or green tea, or something).


Really? Not even a spoonful of PB with chocolate chips? Or a spoonful of Nutella with whipped cream? Or a wheel of Brie? A bag of chips? A microwave s’more? If none of this appeals to you, then I suspect you are a super skinny health freak but you just won’t admit it.


She is 100% a health freak. The giveaway? “Calorie bombs.” Normal people don’t talk like that. I bet she calls grapes “sugar bombs” too.


I brought raisins as the snack for GS once and a mom freaked out. She called them sugar bombs and started confiscating them from kids.


That reminds me of the class parties one year when my twins were in elementary school. I volunteered to help and rotated back and forth between my kids’ two classrooms. In one room, the kids were served baby carrots and plain popcorn (no salt or butter) and given water to drink. In the other classroom, there were chips, pretzels, cupcakes, a cookie decorating station, fruit kabobs, and multiple drinks, including a giant punch bowl filled with punch and fruit slices. The disparity was comical.


Omg this reminds me of the two Christmas parties on "The Office" where one has karaoke and margaritas and the other (Angela's) has somber Christmas carols and silence
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 15:15     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Doritos
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2021 09:48     Subject: What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I make a box of Kraft mac and cheese except I just melt the butter in the noodles and sprinkle the cheese on top without mixing it in really. Just eat the top layer, sprinkle more cheese powder, repeat. YUM.


Related, I like making mac and cheese using one box of pasta but two packets of the powder. Extra salty and cheesy.

You can buy the powder in a shaker!


SHUT UP!
Anonymous
Post 10/06/2021 21:07     Subject: Re:What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’ve read quite a number of pages from this thread and everything sounds downright revolting! And I’m not some super skinny health freak. But not one of these calorie bombs sounds remotely appealing.

I think my disgusting pleasure is more like stealing ice cream right from the pint. But good ice cream (like Jeni’s, or green tea, or something).


Really? Not even a spoonful of PB with chocolate chips? Or a spoonful of Nutella with whipped cream? Or a wheel of Brie? A bag of chips? A microwave s’more? If none of this appeals to you, then I suspect you are a super skinny health freak but you just won’t admit it.


She is 100% a health freak. The giveaway? “Calorie bombs.” Normal people don’t talk like that. I bet she calls grapes “sugar bombs” too.


I brought raisins as the snack for GS once and a mom freaked out. She called them sugar bombs and started confiscating them from kids.


That reminds me of the class parties one year when my twins were in elementary school. I volunteered to help and rotated back and forth between my kids’ two classrooms. In one room, the kids were served baby carrots and plain popcorn (no salt or butter) and given water to drink. In the other classroom, there were chips, pretzels, cupcakes, a cookie decorating station, fruit kabobs, and multiple drinks, including a giant punch bowl filled with punch and fruit slices. The disparity was comical.