These are lame

Anonymous wrote:I'd tell you a joke about Jonestown, but the punchline is too long.

Now THAT’S funny.

Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The string says, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."

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Anonymous wrote:Yo mama jokes were ruthless when I was young...

e.g. Yo mama so fat she has her own zipcode

You mama so fat, when she ears a MalcomX jacket, helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo mama so dumb, she separated the M&Ms into m’s and w’s.

"I saw Yo Momma on 42nd Street."

Oh, wait, that one's not funny anymore...

Anonymous wrote:Yo mama jokes were ruthless when I was young...

e.g. Yo mama so fat she has her own zipcode

You mama so fat, when she ears a MalcomX jacket, helicopters try to land on her back.

The joke about the man sitting on an airplane next to a beautiful woman and he asks her what she does for a living. She tells him she is a researcher into male sexual prowess. So he asks her, what social groups have the most sexual prowess and she says "well there are two distinct groups really, rednecks and Jews. by the way what is your name?"

and he says

"Bubba, Bubba Rothstein"

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

A holocaust joke - I am careful who I repeat it to.

I think I know this one:

What is a holocaust joke?
An oxymoron.

WTF? Really, Jeff, you're not shutting this one down? No one should be joking about the holocaust.

The "joke" punchline was saying to God, "I guess you had to be there." Discuss

The angry poster doesn't even understand the post she responded to.

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Anonymous wrote:What did the Chinese Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Seriously? Racist and not even remotely funny.

Dude, I am chinese, and that one had me literally LOL!

A little boy is walking past a man’s house. The man asks, “Where are you going with that chicken wire?” The little boy says he’s going to catch some chickens. The man laughs but 2 hours later the little boy come back with a bunch of chickens.

The next day the boy walks past again. The man asks, “where are going going with all that duct tape?” The little boy says he’s going to catch some ducks. The man laughs but two hours later the boy come back with a bunch of ducks.

The next day the little boy walks past again with a big bunch of pussy willows. The man says “wait for me, I am coming with you!”

Anonymous wrote:What did the Chinese Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Seriously? Racist and not even remotely funny.

What did the Chinese Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Third graders get up in front of class and describe their fathers' occupations. It's the usual litany: fireman, insurance salesman, attorney.

Then it's little Joey's turn. He states that his father is an exotic dancer in a gay nightclub. He dances up on a bar, and club patrons slip dollar bills into his G-string.

The teachers stops Joey's presentation, and sends the class -- except for Joey -- outside for an unscheduled recess.

Then she takes Joey aside, and says: Are you telling the truth about your father's job?

Joey responds: No, ma'am. My dad works for Nancy Pelosi, but I was too embarrassed to say so.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

A holocaust joke - I am careful who I repeat it to.

I think I know this one:

What is a holocaust joke?
An oxymoron.

WTF? Really, Jeff, you're not shutting this one down? No one should be joking about the holocaust.

The "joke" punchline was saying to God, "I guess you had to be there." Discuss