Anonymous wrote:I love holiday threads, because I know “Watching Gone With the Wind on AMC While I Make Pies the Night Before Thanksgiving Poster” will drop in to tell us all about how she drinks wine and watches Gone With the Wind on AMC while making pies the night before Thanksgiving.

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Anonymous wrote:I love holiday threads, because I know “Watching Gone With the Wind on AMC While I Make Pies the Night Before Thanksgiving Poster” will drop in to tell us all about how she drinks wine and watches Gone With the Wind on AMC while making pies the night before Thanksgiving.

Awww I haven't noticed her, but I would be friends with her!

My two contributions
"i'll bite" poster
And the poster who suggests PAIGE in every name thread.

Oh, also the 55 year old 109 lb poster. Whatever, she's very specific.

Anonymous wrote:The “you’re no better, no?” poster. She always ends a somewhat critical comment with “...no?”

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

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If you think I'm worse than all that, then your opinion holds no weight in my eyes. We obviously have different value systems.

I agree with you PP. Outside of neglect, I think an anxious mom raising anxious kids is way worse than a lot of things. It's teaching children a way of being that will Cause them trouble for life unless they seek help.

NP here. I disagree that simply being anxious is worse than having never wanted your kids. Not “I didn’t want them at first but I love them so much now”, but “I didn’t want kids and still feel that way and I mention it at every possible opportunity on DCUM”.

+1 million. Super weird. That lady makes me really uncomfortable, it's like she takes weird glee in (REPEATEDLY.) telling us how much she didn't want her kids and only had them to keep her husband.

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Anonymous wrote:The hospice pastor. Jumps in on threads about the afterlife or gay marriage to #pastorsplain theological issues.

Hey I like hospice pastor!

I do, too!

Me three! Always wonder if it's a male or a female. I think female.

I like that poster too. I thought they were a man for some reason.

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Anonymous wrote:The hospice pastor. Jumps in on threads about the afterlife or gay marriage to #pastorsplain theological issues.

Hey I like hospice pastor!

I do, too!

Me three! Always wonder if it's a male or a female. I think female.

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Anonymous wrote:The hospice pastor. Jumps in on threads about the afterlife or gay marriage to #pastorsplain theological issues.

Hey I like hospice pastor!

I do, too!

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Anonymous wrote:The “School is not daycare” poster rises her tiresome head anytime anyone complains about school scheduling issues. Like a broken record any time someone says a word about how a schedule could be improved or be made more parent friendly.

Yes!

And for a while there was a "don't you dare call your daycare center school" poster/posters. Never mind the fact that children learn there and education degree holding teachers/care givers teach there every day. Like, you don't write the check, lady, so don't worry about what my kids and my husband and I call it. Geesh.

Both of you are stupid. There are way more than one person pointing out the obvious fact that school is not day care and day care is not school. My kid went to both, so I know from experience that they are very different.

Actually, you lack reading comprehension. I said *poster/posters,* which included the possibility of more than one poster. See how that works? See how posterS = plural = more than one?

You are the one who can’t read. The op asked about posters that are recognizable because of details in their posts that identify them as an individual. So by your logic, we can say that weather complainers are a famous dcum poster. But we all know that there are many, many weather complainers on dcum. Or the posterscwho point out that Maryland drivers are bad. There isn’t just one poster complaining about Maryland drivers.

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Anonymous wrote:The “School is not daycare” poster rises her tiresome head anytime anyone complains about school scheduling issues. Like a broken record any time someone says a word about how a schedule could be improved or be made more parent friendly.

Yes!

And for a while there was a "don't you dare call your daycare center school" poster/posters. Never mind the fact that children learn there and education degree holding teachers/care givers teach there every day. Like, you don't write the check, lady, so don't worry about what my kids and my husband and I call it. Geesh.

Both of you are stupid. There are way more than one person pointing out the obvious fact that school is not day care and day care is not school. My kid went to both, so I know from experience that they are very different.

Actually, you lack reading comprehension. I said *poster/posters,* which included the possibility of more than one poster. See how that works? See how posterS = plural = more than one?

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Anonymous wrote:The “School is not daycare” poster rises her tiresome head anytime anyone complains about school scheduling issues. Like a broken record any time someone says a word about how a schedule could be improved or be made more parent friendly.

Yes!

And for a while there was a "don't you dare call your daycare center school" poster/posters. Never mind the fact that children learn there and education degree holding teachers/care givers teach there every day. Like, you don't write the check, lady, so don't worry about what my kids and my husband and I call it. Geesh.

Both of you are stupid. There are way more than one person pointing out the obvious fact that school is not day care and day care is not school. My kid went to both, so I know from experience that they are very different.

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Anonymous wrote:The “School is not daycare” poster rises her tiresome head anytime anyone complains about school scheduling issues. Like a broken record any time someone says a word about how a schedule could be improved or be made more parent friendly.

Yes!

And for a while there was a "don't you dare call your daycare center school" poster/posters. Never mind the fact that children learn there and education degree holding teachers/care givers teach there every day. Like, you don't write the check, lady, so don't worry about what my kids and my husband and I call it. Geesh.

Both of you are stupid. There are way more than one person pointing out the obvious fact that school is not day care and day care is not school. My kid went to both, so I know from experience that they are very different.

You love the attention, don't you, daycare hater? We call it PRESCHOOL PRESCHOOL PRESCHOOL and we CORRECT people when they call it DAYCARE. Bwahaaa!