Anonymous
09/30/2017 09:43
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:I have a self storage locker where I keep dozens of guns I've bought without telling her. They're in a safe in the locker. I've probably accumulated about $75,000 worth of expensive rifles and handguns.
I did this because I live in DC at the moment and I can't keep them here, but the locker is in VA, and I still keep part time residency in VA, so I'm able to buy guns there.
I'll tell her when we move to a state again. I think she'll be ok with it, unless she figures out what they're actually worth
So much like my own life. Never, ever tell her about the guns or what they are worth. If you ever get divorced those guns will be your lifeline.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 09:41
Subject: Re:What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The only thing that keeps me from leaving during the arguments is that I am counting on a large inheritance from his father.
Your SO's secret: he already had his dad cut you out of the will.
Isn't it true that as long as inheritance funds aren't co-mingled during a marriage they remain the legal property of the heir in a divorce?
Yes. DUH.
Yes. but when the DH dies, wife gets it all. So, yeah.
Not if DH set up a trust, or his own inheritance was via a trust. People with money are good at making sure thieves don't make off with their estates.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 09:18
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.
Ugh, same
ugh, also same
How small are all these men? And, if size was an issue for you then why did you marry them?
They aren't small. The real problem is these women have stretched out vaginas from childbirth. But the women here don't ever take responsibility for their own unhappiness so the man must be blamed
+1000
Anonymous
09/30/2017 09:03
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Yea, why marry someone who's bad in bed?Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.
I think I'm married to your husband.
Why do you gals marry this??
The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.
Yeah, that's the ticket. Dream on, loser.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 08:46
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.
Ugh, same
ugh, also same
How small are all these men? And, if size was an issue for you then why did you marry them?
They aren't small. The real problem is these women have stretched out vaginas from childbirth. But the women here don't ever take responsibility for their own unhappiness so the man must be blamed
Anonymous
09/30/2017 08:36
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.
Ugh, same
ugh, also same
How small are all these men? And, if size was an issue for you then why did you marry them?
Anonymous
09/30/2017 08:29
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Husband does not know I was a stripper in College.
NICE! You got any photos, hun?
Is there just one or two asshole dudes piping up on every other post on this thread? Get a job, dude or at least a life--your wife and everyone else thinks you're a loser.
My point, cat lady, is that her husband might be a little surprised but in the end not unhappy. If there are pics.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 08:23
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That I had a 2nd prehensile penis removed just before we started dating in college. I told DW it was a tumor, but I used it to save up enough money for law school.
What? How did you use it to save money?!
wut is this even
Anonymous
09/30/2017 08:18
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I hate his guts and fantasize about his funeral. What I'll wear. How I'll act. What I'll do immediately after. How well I will sleep that first night alone .....
I fantasize when I can't get in touch with my husband for a few hours that he's had a heart attack and I'll find him dead on the floor when I get home. (He had a heart attack a couple years ago.). Literally my only reaction to that fantasy is to think, "My mornings would be more hectic because I'd have to get the kids out of the house by myself, and I would probably have to sign up for a few extra hours per week of after-school care for the kids." My life would be so much better (no one yelling at me...) if he weren't here.
Imagine being with someone for 10 years and having kids with them and her not being sorry if you died.
I simply cannot believe another human being thinks like this.
This was my mom for the entire 41 years of her marriage to my father. Fun times.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 08:11
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Husband does not know I was a stripper in College.
NICE! You got any photos, hun?
Is there just one or two asshole dudes piping up on every other post on this thread? Get a job, dude or at least a life--your wife and everyone else thinks you're a loser.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 08:00
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.
I think I'm married to your husband.
Why do you gals marry this??
The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.
Yeah, that's the ticket. Dream on, loser.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 07:58
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That I clean out my ears by picking out wax with the end of a bobby pin.
My mom used to do that.
Mine too.
I do it too. It's the same shape as an ear wax extractor. DH knows I do it though.
You should get one of those Japanese ear wax sticks. We have them in every medicine cabinet. Google is your friend here.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 07:55
Subject: Re:What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The only thing that keeps me from leaving during the arguments is that I am counting on a large inheritance from his father.
Your SO's secret: he already had his dad cut you out of the will.
Isn't it true that as long as inheritance funds aren't co-mingled during a marriage they remain the legal property of the heir in a divorce?
Yes. DUH.
Yes. but when the DH dies, wife gets it all. So, yeah.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 07:54
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.
I think I'm married to your husband.
Why do you gals marry this??
In my case, my husband is very handsome and nice. But his penis has actually shrank over the years because of front-butt. It's just awful.
Anonymous
09/30/2017 07:45
Subject: What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?
Anonymous wrote:Why are all you people dating guys who are horrible in bed? I don't get why you would put up with that especially at the beginning of a relationship?!
we're not gating them, we're married to them. It happens.