Anonymous
Post 11/26/2018 23:50     Subject: What house trends do you hate?

Kitchen island
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2018 23:20     Subject: What house trends do you hate?

A massive master suite then a few tiny guest bedrooms.
Having a fancy guest bedroom with a big window than a few other ones with tiny windows.
Sink on island.
Windowless rooms (especially bedrooms)
As for trends...
Fake balconies
Garage front and center.At least push it back and to the side.
Odd mixtures of styles.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2018 21:13     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"Accent walls" that are a different color from all the others
White walls with dark trim
Those coffee tables that are basically giant ottomans
Tufted/fabric headboards, especially if they look like wing chairs
Decorators talking about "a pop of color"
Inspirational sayings or kids names stenciled on walls
Having an island in your walk-in closet
Snout houses (houses with a front-load garage that sticks out farther than the rest of the house)


+1 for Snout Houses...absloutely hideous architecture and I hate them...some with the 3-car garage are really gross. Most production builders (particularly NV Homes)
have these models as their staple product. I once spoke to an architect friend about it and he mentioned this config allows builders to build a single
box with the garage in front of the kitchen and mud room...


With you on everything except the ottoman coffee tables and fabric headboards... We have two under two, which includes a very active toddler and a baby that's about to start exploring, and we currently err on the side of buying as much soft furniture as possible.


I also think white walls and dark trim has to come off the list because the Shakers did it so good. I want to add "spa-like" bathrooms. It's only "spa-like" to me if it comes with attendants and laundry service.




Yeah, I love white walls with dark trim. Hate dark gray walls with white trim.


Wow, there are chair rails and then there are chair rails
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2018 14:16     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

Anonymous wrote:Words that have become curse words to me during my new house journey:

Timeless
Classic
Transitional
Wood-look
Spa-like
Modern (this is not “modern’s” fault but still, when many people say it...)
Pop of color


Haha. You forgot "sun-drenched" (which is realtor-speak for "blinding").
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2018 14:14     Subject: What house trends do you hate?

Cat walks/transoms, 2 story ceilings in a room with a fireplace all white kitchens and ugly garage doors.
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2018 14:10     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

Anonymous wrote:Words that have become curse words to me during my new house journey:

My brain automatically translates these for me:
Timeless

Boring
Classic

Needs updating
Transitional

Shady
Wood-look

Plastic
Spa-like

Shower missing door
Modern (this is not “modern’s” fault but still, when many people say it...)

Finishes by Home Depot
Pop of color

Garish
Anonymous
Post 11/26/2018 13:41     Subject: What house trends do you hate?

Cat walks/transoms, 2 story ceilings in a room with a fireplace all white kitchens and ugly garage doors.
Anonymous
Post 11/24/2018 12:23     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"Accent walls" that are a different color from all the others
White walls with dark trim
Those coffee tables that are basically giant ottomans
Tufted/fabric headboards, especially if they look like wing chairs
Decorators talking about "a pop of color"
Inspirational sayings or kids names stenciled on walls
Having an island in your walk-in closet
Snout houses (houses with a front-load garage that sticks out farther than the rest of the house)


+1 for Snout Houses...absloutely hideous architecture and I hate them...some with the 3-car garage are really gross. Most production builders (particularly NV Homes)
have these models as their staple product. I once spoke to an architect friend about it and he mentioned this config allows builders to build a single
box with the garage in front of the kitchen and mud room...


With you on everything except the ottoman coffee tables and fabric headboards... We have two under two, which includes a very active toddler and a baby that's about to start exploring, and we currently err on the side of buying as much soft furniture as possible.


I also think white walls and dark trim has to come off the list because the Shakers did it so good. I want to add "spa-like" bathrooms. It's only "spa-like" to me if it comes with attendants and laundry service.




Yeah, I love white walls with dark trim. Hate dark gray walls with white trim.
Anonymous
Post 11/24/2018 10:26     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

Anonymous wrote:hall bathrooms. i think ensuite bathrooms are the best and most convenient.


I’m not sure if this counts as a trend. Especially as it’s the historic norm.

Anonymous
Post 11/24/2018 10:09     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

hall bathrooms. i think ensuite bathrooms are the best and most convenient.
Anonymous
Post 11/24/2018 08:43     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"Accent walls" that are a different color from all the others
White walls with dark trim
Those coffee tables that are basically giant ottomans
Tufted/fabric headboards, especially if they look like wing chairs
Decorators talking about "a pop of color"
Inspirational sayings or kids names stenciled on walls
Having an island in your walk-in closet
Snout houses (houses with a front-load garage that sticks out farther than the rest of the house)


+1

Or the opposite of Snout Houses - houses trying too hard not to be a "McMansion!" (said with contempt, and a bit of spittle) - but instead, looking like an overdone sh&tshack. A really, really, really long sh&tshack that is twice deep than it is wide. Because "it's NOT a McMansion!" (again, said with contempt and a bit more spittle).

Morning lol. Nice visual!
Anonymous
Post 11/24/2018 06:45     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

Words that have become curse words to me during my new house journey:

Timeless
Classic
Transitional
Wood-look
Spa-like
Modern (this is not “modern’s” fault but still, when many people say it...)
Pop of color
Anonymous
Post 11/23/2018 20:24     Subject: What house trends do you hate?

“ I just LOVE gray ! So timeless! “
Anonymous
Post 11/23/2018 20:23     Subject: What house trends do you hate?

White and gray everything everywhere in the house
Anonymous
Post 11/23/2018 19:34     Subject: Re:What house trends do you hate?

I love McMansions. I do not like brick in the front facade but then sidings around the house. I like brick all round the house.