I was thinking...Luann willing to stay with Tom took on a new perspective when I remembered:

1. The scene on another vacation. Where she clearly cheated on Jacques, it was "caught" on tape, then she tried to back pedal on tape in French by telling others to say she'd been with then rather than the Johnny depp guy.

2. She couldn't care less when she knowingly kissed a married guy in the be all uncool scene

3. She and the Count had an open marriage.

RHONY is far and away the best of the franchise.

LuAnn muttering random things at that dinner was priceless.

OK, updated rankings:

The brilliant editors of this amazing show
LuAnn
Carole
Bethenny
Tinsley
Dorinda
Si Si, the butler
Sonja
The bushes outside



Ramona

Anonymous wrote:LuAnn had me crying--when she did the "touchdown arms" after her second fall? Priceless! And then toward the end, when Ramona was trying to direct her to her bedroom, she was slurrily all, "Doesn't matter."

I want to go on one of those trips with them so badly! How much fun would that be?

Ramona's "pizza pie without the cheese" face was making me cringe.

YES! I was laughing so hard when she was in the bushes.

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Anonymous wrote:WTH Ramona, you don't go in the sun after IPL!!! Shes such a mess. I was as distgusted as B with their behavior about the rooms. Luann never disappoints on a girls trip. What a funny drunk! Her "uncool" scene is tied as my favorite HW moment (next to Sheree' "who gonna check me boo?"
Marry/shag/kill in the car was funny too. I am loving this season so much!

I know, I love that scene, too! Where Heather is all offended and dramatic and making such a big deal out of everything, and LuAnn is all..."Not really."

Yes! You both are my new bff's. These are some of the best HW moments! I still want a Who gonna check me, boo tshirt!

MVPs of this last episode:

Carole: "Kiss and make up...[smooch-smooch, tongue waggle]"

LuAnn: "I love Sonja...to death. To death! [still muttering over Ramona talking] ...to death.] *Falling in bushes*

Tinsley: "Ramona--shut the FUCK up."

Anonymous wrote:WTH Ramona, you don't go in the sun after IPL!!! Shes such a mess. I was as distgusted as B with their behavior about the rooms. Luann never disappoints on a girls trip. What a funny drunk! Her "uncool" scene is tied as my favorite HW moment (next to Sheree' "who gonna check me boo?"
Marry/shag/kill in the car was funny too. I am loving this season so much!

I know, I love that scene, too! Where Heather is all offended and dramatic and making such a big deal out of everything, and LuAnn is all..."Not really."

WTH Ramona, you don't go in the sun after IPL!!! Shes such a mess. I was as distgusted as B with their behavior about the rooms. Luann never disappoints on a girls trip. What a funny drunk! Her "uncool" scene is tied as my favorite HW moment (next to Sheree' "who gonna check me boo?"
Marry/shag/kill in the car was funny too. I am loving this season so much!

LuAnn had me crying--when she did the "touchdown arms" after her second fall? Priceless! And then toward the end, when Ramona was trying to direct her to her bedroom, she was slurrily all, "Doesn't matter."

I want to go on one of those trips with them so badly! How much fun would that be?

Ramona's "pizza pie without the cheese" face was making me cringe.

Wow, it must be true that LuAnn really holds her liquor well, usually, because in 9 seasons and multiple trips, we have never seen homegirl like that! Her falls were HILARIOUS!

I'm. So. Over. Ramona.

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Anonymous wrote:Dorinda always talks with her mouth full of food.....so gross.
Ramona is bat shit crazy.
Drunk Dorinda is double plus bat shit crazy and that stump of a boyfriend is the worst.

I got to meet Dorinda and her stump of a boyfriend while touring Blue Stone Manor this past weekend! She was awesome and lovely, handing out Rose to everyone. John was sweating while wearing a linen shirt that showed his man boobs, he reeks of too much cologne and he was mugging for photos with fans.

I'm so jealous! I'm the PP who said she loves Dorinda. That is exactly how I'd expect the two of them to be.

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Anonymous wrote:http://pagesix.com/2017/07/16/luann-de-lesseps-marriage-is-hanging-on-by-a-thread/amp/

Can you believe it? Looks like Tom and LuAnn may not be soulmates. Wish I could have seen the slap

Actually, no, I can't believe it. On account of it being in Page Six. I'll believe it when it's in the NYT, Washington Post, etc.

Yes the NYT or Wash Post will definitely cover this critical story.

I'll believe it when I see it in People.

Who really thought these two would last though.

How could they do this to us question mark

"He doesn't want the attention or scrutiny" says it all

Yes, because he wants to cheat and have no one notice/ tell his wife (who says she doesn't care but really does).

Tom was clearly drunk at their wedding. He had a slight sway during their vows. I felt sorry for them both.

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Anonymous wrote:Dorinda always talks with her mouth full of food.....so gross.
Ramona is bat shit crazy.
Drunk Dorinda is double plus bat shit crazy and that stump of a boyfriend is the worst.

I got to meet Dorinda and her stump of a boyfriend while touring Blue Stone Manor this past weekend! She was awesome and lovely, handing out Rose to everyone. John was sweating while wearing a linen shirt that showed his man boobs, he reeks of too much cologne and he was mugging for photos with fans.

I am so jealous! I would be SO OBNOXIOUS on that tour. I would walk around going, "What are you doing here without Dorin-da?" even though she was, like, right there.

I also would bop through every room humming "Money Can't Buy You Class."

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Anonymous wrote:http://pagesix.com/2017/07/16/luann-de-lesseps-marriage-is-hanging-on-by-a-thread/amp/

Can you believe it? Looks like Tom and LuAnn may not be soulmates. Wish I could have seen the slap

Actually, no, I can't believe it. On account of it being in Page Six. I'll believe it when it's in the NYT, Washington Post, etc.

Yes the NYT or Wash Post will definitely cover this critical story.

I'll believe it when I see it in People.

Who really thought these two would last though.

How could they do this to us question mark

"He doesn't want the attention or scrutiny" says it all

Yes, because he wants to cheat and have no one notice/ tell his wife (who says she doesn't care but really does).

Anonymous wrote:Dorinda always talks with her mouth full of food.....so gross.
Ramona is bat shit crazy.
Drunk Dorinda is double plus bat shit crazy and that stump of a boyfriend is the worst.

I got to meet Dorinda and her stump of a boyfriend while touring Blue Stone Manor this past weekend! She was awesome and lovely, handing out Rose to everyone. John was sweating while wearing a linen shirt that showed his man boobs, he reeks of too much cologne and he was mugging for photos with fans.