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Maybe next I will try to cook chicken wings in a toaster oven like the poor husband of the OP who makes him eat meat in the cat basement.

can someone direct me to this gem?

Alas, it was deleted.

She hates the smell of meat and wants a house with two kitchens... That one?

Or no! He wanted to move into two condos!??

Yes, her DH wants to sell their home and purchase two condos in the same development so he can have his own place to cook meat in. OP is on board with the idea.

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Anonymous wrote:Who over sleeps? Doesn't everyone have an alarm on their phones?

You are showing your youth. We don't use our phones as alarm clocks - all that blue light is disruptive to sleep.

WHAT.BLUE.LIGHT.

You dont sleep with the phone on your forehead all lit up... You turn the alarm on, lock the scree, and set it on your nightstand...

There is no blue light glaring.

You are showing your old age.

do you leave your phone charging all night?

Does your phone have a CLOCK? If it does then that is no different than turning on the alarm and waiting for it to buzz in the morning.

Yes, I charge my phone overnight. I do this regardless of whether or not my alarm is on. I like my battery to be at 100% in the morning. Not sure why this is relevant.

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Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.

You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.

You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.

Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.

I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.

LOL

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Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.

You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.

You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.

Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.

I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.

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Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.

You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.

You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.

Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.

I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.

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Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.

You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.

You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.

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Alibaba wrote:Someone once told me that the secret to a happy marriage is real compromise. Do you want to win every argument or stay married?

I think I told you that. Now I'm off to reward myself with some lightly fried tuna.

Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.

You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.

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Maybe next I will try to cook chicken wings in a toaster oven like the poor husband of the OP who makes him eat meat in the cat basement.

can someone direct me to this gem?

Alas, it was deleted.

She hates the smell of meat and wants a house with two kitchens... That one?

Or no! He wanted to move into two condos!??

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Maybe next I will try to cook chicken wings in a toaster oven like the poor husband of the OP who makes him eat meat in the cat basement.

can someone direct me to this gem?

Alas, it was deleted.

She hates the smell of meat and wants a house with two kitchens... That one?

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Anonymous wrote:

Maybe next I will try to cook chicken wings in a toaster oven like the poor husband of the OP who makes him eat meat in the cat basement.

can someone direct me to this gem?

Alas, it was deleted.

Anonymous wrote:

Maybe next I will try to cook chicken wings in a toaster oven like the poor husband of the OP who makes him eat meat in the cat basement.

can someone direct me to this gem?

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Anonymous wrote:Who over sleeps? Doesn't everyone have an alarm on their phones?

You are showing your youth. We don't use our phones as alarm clocks - all that blue light is disruptive to sleep.

WHAT.BLUE.LIGHT.

You dont sleep with the phone on your forehead all lit up... You turn the alarm on, lock the scree, and set it on your nightstand...

There is no blue light glaring.

You are showing your old age.

do you leave your phone charging all night?

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Anonymous wrote:Oh Wise Sandwich Creator, I'm dying to know what your family thought of your little project? Were they both confused and horrified?

I waited until my husband left. My 2.5 year old is currently very curious about whatever I am cooking and usually drags a chair up to watch what I'm doing. As I was assembling this, she quietly got off her chair and left. My 6 year old said "What did you make?" I said tuna. She said no, you cooked skunks for breakfast.

NP here. Wise sandwich creator, I wish I was your friend in real life. I love this description of your kids. SKUNKS. Dying!