Birds. Effing birds.

The chirping, singing, etc are not cute. Especially at 2am.

Anonymous wrote:I hate the whole "mommy must have her wine" mentality. I know I am probably the only person. But it bothers me that so many women "need" wine. I get nothing out of it personally.

It's a joke. Unclench.

I hate work related social events that are organized my supervisor. This includes the annual Christmas party (always on a Friday night) and the stupid trivia nights, random restaurant dinners (that we have to pay for) that he "invites" us to, but which are really mandatory. I once skipped the Christmas party and a few other smaller events in a row (because I had a young child with whom I would rather spend evenings), and he brought this up in a performance review. He can't seem to understand that people who WANT to spend time together out of work already do so, and the amount of social activities he expects us to attend is over the top.

I hate the whole "mommy must have her wine" mentality. I know I am probably the only person. But it bothers me that so many women "need" wine. I get nothing out of it personally.

Anonymous wrote:Clothing with decals, insipid messages like "Girls Rock", or PINK, OLD NAVY on it
The NFL
Tattoos
Yankee Candles, Bath & Body Works, Glade.
Disney
Winnie the Poo
Holiday clothing
Shakespeare
Reality TV- especially competiton shows.
Beyoncé
White cars
Platform shoes and wedges
Vibrators
The bible
Cheerleaders
The Cheesecake Factory
Sweet potatoes wirh marshmallows
Dogs in restaurants
Pierced ears on children under 10

Me too, except vibrators.

Clothing with decals, insipid messages like "Girls Rock", or PINK, OLD NAVY on it
The NFL
Tattoos
Yankee Candles, Bath & Body Works, Glade.
Disney
Winnie the Poo
Holiday clothing
Shakespeare
Reality TV- especially competiton shows.
Beyoncé
White cars
Platform shoes and wedges
Vibrators
The bible
Cheerleaders
The Cheesecake Factory
Sweet potatoes wirh marshmallows
Dogs in restaurants
Pierced ears on children under 10

Football
Red wine
Chinese food
Sushi
Arizona (we have both family and friends who have moved there and describe it as beautiful but it's not appealing to me)

Clothes shopping. Or shopping in general.
Tv shows.
Movies.
Going to the beach, in the traditional sense (I do like the beach, but not to lay out and burn, play volleyball, etc.)
Eating outside.

Anonymous wrote:Shoe shopping.

Same here. Whenever I find a shoe I like they never have my size in stock.

Organized sports (Going to spend $x dollars to sit 100 feet away from the action in the ass of summer WOO HOO)

Computers (It will make YOU obsolete soon)

Art (You know people are pulling the most pretentious words they can out of their ass to make themselves look smart)

Doctors

Sports - watching and taking part
Scary Movies
Game Shows
Soap Operas
Pants which hang off the back of your ass

Shoe shopping.

Affiliations on cars - school, your kids' sports
Bragging
"Life is Good" stickers and apparel (it's not, really)
Phony, fakey people who seem to be well liked for reasons passing understanding

I HATE THIS SO MUCH. We all know you people just want attention and to be popular because for some reason you're insecure. Just get over yourselves and be a real person.

I avoid these people because I don't pretend to like people I can't stand.

Super hero movies
Scary movies or shows like American Horror Story... only sick twisted people enjoy feeling scared.
Crab

Music
Pedicures