Anonymous
Post 02/15/2026 10:08     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

Anonymous wrote:She’s deformed her lips with those weird pillow hangs. It’s what happened to Catherine reman from working moms.


How did she deform them?
Anonymous
Post 02/15/2026 09:49     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

She’s deformed her lips with those weird pillow hangs. It’s what happened to Catherine reman from working moms.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 22:12     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

I loved this video - made me laugh out loud! Her impression of Blythe was spot on.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 15:52     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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Anonymous wrote:This wasn't on TikTok. Maybe don't click on threads which don't interest you?


Yes it was. Vogue posted it there as well.


I am interested in how far Vogue has fallen. Now “interviewing” second gen nepo babies with no accomplishments. It’s sad.

Also sad that Gwenyth is pushing this kid on us. Painful.


Who isn’t a nepobaby? It’s how the world works and also she’s an adult.


Perhaps she should do something to justify the attention of a national publication, you know, besides being the untalented daughter of a celebrity.


Why? To impress the haters? People are famous for being famous and making a lot of money doing it. Beats the rat race.


But she isn’t famous and no one cares about her. Which is why Vogue looks pathetic promoting her.


You look pathetic for continuing to post on a thread about someone you claim “no one cares about.” Find something more productive to do.
DP


You look pathetic for thinking only one other oerson is posting.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 15:33     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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Anonymous wrote:This wasn't on TikTok. Maybe don't click on threads which don't interest you?


Yes it was. Vogue posted it there as well.


I am interested in how far Vogue has fallen. Now “interviewing” second gen nepo babies with no accomplishments. It’s sad.

Also sad that Gwenyth is pushing this kid on us. Painful.


Who isn’t a nepobaby? It’s how the world works and also she’s an adult.


Perhaps she should do something to justify the attention of a national publication, you know, besides being the untalented daughter of a celebrity.


Why? To impress the haters? People are famous for being famous and making a lot of money doing it. Beats the rat race.


But she isn’t famous and no one cares about her. Which is why Vogue looks pathetic promoting her.


You look pathetic for continuing to post on a thread about someone you claim “no one cares about.” Find something more productive to do.
DP
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 14:09     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

Anonymous wrote:I always misread her name as Apple Martini.


Good one.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 14:07     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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Anonymous wrote:This wasn't on TikTok. Maybe don't click on threads which don't interest you?


Yes it was. Vogue posted it there as well.


I am interested in how far Vogue has fallen. Now “interviewing” second gen nepo babies with no accomplishments. It’s sad.

Also sad that Gwenyth is pushing this kid on us. Painful.


Who isn’t a nepobaby? It’s how the world works and also she’s an adult.


Perhaps she should do something to justify the attention of a national publication, you know, besides being the untalented daughter of a celebrity.


Why? To impress the haters? People are famous for being famous and making a lot of money doing it. Beats the rat race.


But she isn’t famous and no one cares about her. Which is why Vogue looks pathetic promoting her.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 13:51     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t think she is gorgeous either.
Big question is, why did she go to Vanderbilt?? With uk college choices, that seems really stupid. Unless it was necessary to buy one’s way in.


Why would she go to school in the UK? Because she has a British dad? She largely grew up in the US and probably wanted an American college experience with the Greek life and football and tailgates etc. Hardly a big question to me.


+1
Not sure why the PP thinks she should have gone to the UK.

She seems like a perfectly lovely, funny girl and reminds me of my own daughter.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 13:02     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t think she is gorgeous either.
Big question is, why did she go to Vanderbilt?? With uk college choices, that seems really stupid. Unless it was necessary to buy one’s way in.


Why would she go to school in the UK? Because she has a British dad? She largely grew up in the US and probably wanted an American college experience with the Greek life and football and tailgates etc. Hardly a big question to me.


She for sure wanted Greek life and all that goes with that. And let's be real, highly unlikely she'd be a Vandy student (or her brother a Brown student) without rich, celebrity parents.


Totally agree, it's like that for most nepos. I just don't get what the PP finds so odd and "stupid" about that.


That being, to not go to the UK.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 12:58     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t think she is gorgeous either.
Big question is, why did she go to Vanderbilt?? With uk college choices, that seems really stupid. Unless it was necessary to buy one’s way in.


Why would she go to school in the UK? Because she has a British dad? She largely grew up in the US and probably wanted an American college experience with the Greek life and football and tailgates etc. Hardly a big question to me.


She for sure wanted Greek life and all that goes with that. And let's be real, highly unlikely she'd be a Vandy student (or her brother a Brown student) without rich, celebrity parents.


Totally agree, it's like that for most nepos. I just don't get what the PP finds so odd and "stupid" about that.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 12:50     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I don’t think she is gorgeous either.
Big question is, why did she go to Vanderbilt?? With uk college choices, that seems really stupid. Unless it was necessary to buy one’s way in.


Why would she go to school in the UK? Because she has a British dad? She largely grew up in the US and probably wanted an American college experience with the Greek life and football and tailgates etc. Hardly a big question to me.


She for sure wanted Greek life and all that goes with that. And let's be real, highly unlikely she'd be a Vandy student (or her brother a Brown student) without rich, celebrity parents.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 12:39     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

Anonymous wrote:I don’t think she is gorgeous either.
Big question is, why did she go to Vanderbilt?? With uk college choices, that seems really stupid. Unless it was necessary to buy one’s way in.


Why would she go to school in the UK? Because she has a British dad? She largely grew up in the US and probably wanted an American college experience with the Greek life and football and tailgates etc. Hardly a big question to me.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 12:34     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

I always misread her name as Apple Martini.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 11:55     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

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Anonymous wrote:This wasn't on TikTok. Maybe don't click on threads which don't interest you?


Yes it was. Vogue posted it there as well.


I am interested in how far Vogue has fallen. Now “interviewing” second gen nepo babies with no accomplishments. It’s sad.

Also sad that Gwenyth is pushing this kid on us. Painful.


Who isn’t a nepobaby? It’s how the world works and also she’s an adult.


Perhaps she should do something to justify the attention of a national publication, you know, besides being the untalented daughter of a celebrity.


Why? To impress the haters? People are famous for being famous and making a lot of money doing it. Beats the rat race.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2026 10:21     Subject: Apple Martin is gorgeous!

Anonymous wrote:I think she actually looks way more like her dad. And he is an absolute gem, I don’t care what anybody says.


How much of a gem could he really be if he chose to marry Gwyneth? He seems much closer to his son than to Apple. The son seems like a sweet boy, no whispers of trouble.