Anonymous
08/21/2021 18:08
Subject: random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:My ADD kiddo forgets everything. Everything. Once, he forgot to put on underwear. I sent him upstairs to takeoff his pants and put on underwear and come down. He went upstairs, took off his pants, put on another pair of pants, and forgot to put the underwear on, and came back downstairs.
Okay, that's funny!
Anonymous
08/21/2021 16:49
Subject: random complaints about your kids
Every since he was little my teen son is incapable of simply washing his hands (much less his face or brush his teeth) without getting water EVERYWHERE. Like a minor deluge. I truly don't understand the physics of it.
Anonymous
08/21/2021 15:48
Subject: random complaints about your kids
My ADD kiddo forgets everything. Everything. Once, he forgot to put on underwear. I sent him upstairs to takeoff his pants and put on underwear and come down. He went upstairs, took off his pants, put on another pair of pants, and forgot to put the underwear on, and came back downstairs.
Anonymous
08/21/2021 15:45
Subject: random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:DD, for some inexplicable reason, needs for me to approve certain colours of things. “Look at this cake pop? See, it’s pink and white! See!” “Look at this gummy! It’s a dinosaur and it’s red”. “Look! It’s a green been and it’s long and it’s green!”
While I used to think I was clever just agreeing with her (“yes, it’s a green bean, and it’s green”), it is apparently my duty to observe said item, give full attention and eye contact, and repeat the item, colour, and a full acknowledgmen of both, along with any other important details. It is very, very weird.
Funny! My four year old does this too. And I have to repeat the details with exactly the right amount of enthusiasm.
Anonymous
08/21/2021 15:43
Subject: Re:random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:Went to my kids' open house at school this morning. 4th grade son meets the teacher and then she says "put your supplies on the back table, then find the lollipop with your name on it at the front table." I tell him to go find his lollipop while I take his supplies. 10 seconds later he taps my arm and goes "why does my lollipop say Anna?" Sigh.
This is super funny! You know you should have let him take his supplies to the back table himself though, right?
Anonymous
08/21/2021 14:53
Subject: random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:DD, for some inexplicable reason, needs for me to approve certain colours of things. “Look at this cake pop? See, it’s pink and white! See!” “Look at this gummy! It’s a dinosaur and it’s red”. “Look! It’s a green been and it’s long and it’s green!”
While I used to think I was clever just agreeing with her (“yes, it’s a green bean, and it’s green”), it is apparently my duty to observe said item, give full attention and eye contact, and repeat the item, colour, and a full acknowledgmen of both, along with any other important details. It is very, very weird.
My 7 year old is like this. "Look." "LOOK!!!" I am looking. "LOOOOOOOK"
Omg! Especially in the pool! Child, I’m looking right at you! I can not be looking at you anymore then I am right now!
Anonymous
08/21/2021 13:30
Subject: random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:DD, for some inexplicable reason, needs for me to approve certain colours of things. “Look at this cake pop? See, it’s pink and white! See!” “Look at this gummy! It’s a dinosaur and it’s red”. “Look! It’s a green been and it’s long and it’s green!”
While I used to think I was clever just agreeing with her (“yes, it’s a green bean, and it’s green”), it is apparently my duty to observe said item, give full attention and eye contact, and repeat the item, colour, and a full acknowledgmen of both, along with any other important details. It is very, very weird.
My 7 year old is like this. "Look." "LOOK!!!" I am looking. "LOOOOOOOK"
Anonymous
08/21/2021 09:29
Subject: random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My son makes what he thinks are funny comments about his farts. “Is anyone going to get the door?” “Excuse me; I meant to clear my throat.” One time we were having a nice family dinner and during a lull in conversation he farted and then turned to my aunt and said “Great Aunt Gertrude! Is everything okay with your food?!” He does this daily.
Oh this is classic. Tell your DS that a stranger says thank you for making her laugh out loud at 6:27 am 😁
+1 at 8:46 pm
These posts are funny and especially this one!
PP, what else does your son say? And how old is he? He sounds like a riot, though I can imagine if you live with it, it might get stale.
Anonymous
08/21/2021 08:16
Subject: random complaints about your kids
DD, for some inexplicable reason, needs for me to approve certain colours of things. “Look at this cake pop? See, it’s pink and white! See!” “Look at this gummy! It’s a dinosaur and it’s red”. “Look! It’s a green been and it’s long and it’s green!”
While I used to think I was clever just agreeing with her (“yes, it’s a green bean, and it’s green”), it is apparently my duty to observe said item, give full attention and eye contact, and repeat the item, colour, and a full acknowledgmen of both, along with any other important details. It is very, very weird.
While I used to think I was clever just agreeing with her (“yes, it’s a green bean, and it’s green”), it is apparently my duty to observe said item, give full attention and eye contact, and repeat the item, colour, and a full acknowledgmen of both, along with any other important details. It is very, very weird.
Anonymous
08/21/2021 07:40
Subject: Re:random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:Went to my kids' open house at school this morning. 4th grade son meets the teacher and then she says "put your supplies on the back table, then find the lollipop with your name on it at the front table." I tell him to go find his lollipop while I take his supplies. 10 seconds later he taps my arm and goes "why does my lollipop say Anna?" Sigh.
😂😂😂
Anonymous
08/21/2021 07:33
Subject: Re:random complaints about your kids
Kids 7 & 5 will only come ask for snacks when I’m talking on a call for work and I give them the thumbs up anything to have them go away
Anonymous
08/21/2021 07:31
Subject: Re:random complaints about your kids
My kids are notorious about finding snacks in the kitchen, that I’ve clearly forgotten about. They will eat the whole container of Oreos and leave just one!
Anonymous
08/21/2021 07:27
Subject: random complaints about your kids
DS puts his boogers on his bed and nearby wall. They are like concrete when dried.
Anonymous
08/21/2021 07:01
Subject: random complaints about your kids
Anonymous wrote:My 5 year old likes to get right in my face, close enough to inadvertently spit on me when he's speaking. It's gotten super annoying, any discussion of "personal space" has obviously not gotten through.
A close talker