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Anonymous wrote:I’m not sure that “we will help with the puppy” qualifies as the world’s oldest lie.
Yeah, I'd go with "the baby is yours!" as the world's oldest lie.
I think the world's oldest lie is "The marriage is already over."
Nope. "But I love you. Isn't that good enough?"
"I'll just put it in part way and I won't come."

Good one. I was going to say "the check is in the mail!"
And, also, this is why we're not getting a puppy despite my 10yo's pleas.