Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Before the first whistle? That’s not possible. Our top player goes 1 v 11 with two left shoes, blindfolded, while babysitting his brother wearing a baby Bjorn and cooking steaks on the sideline to a perfect medium rare. Sometimes he scores 5 goals a game with 5 assists to himself. He went DIII

Pfft. Sounds like your top player likely wouldn't make our bench.

I know. but the steaks were awesome.

At least he came away with a useful skill

This is a pretty trollish topic, but I'll attempt to address it half-seriously...
By U16, a player averaging more than one goal per game needs to be on a higher-level team. Might be an older team, might be a different club/league...but time to move on to a tougher challenge. If he can keep up that 1.0+ per 90, then he'll go to the next level, and the next, and so on, until he can't score anymore or is being paid money to keep scoring.

Anonymous wrote:Fair question. I would say

U10 - 6 goals consistently, 5-10 assists
U12 - 7 goals, 6-10 assissts
U14 - 4 goals, 12 assists
U16 - 5 goals, 5 assists

This is only accurate if the teams are evenly matched.