Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It’s the hot mom car color.
You keep telling yourself that honey.
I have a friend who fancies herself a hot mom and the day she bought a white Suburban was like the pinnacle of her hot mom achievement. She was over the moon.
What does having a white SUV have to do with being a "hot mom"? What even is a hot mom? Like actually attractive or just works out a lot and wears leggings? What are the other markers of a hot mom?
I feel like I've stumbled into a weird subculture here and I need more information. If you'd asked me yesterday what kind of car a hot mom would drive, I would have assumed something small and sporty. Not a white Suburban. That's like the blandest car I could possibly think of.
Oh it’s a lifestyle honey. This is exurban hot mom, not real rich DC hot mom. Exurban hot mom is either a SAHM or has some sort of admin job (not a career striver, not the breadwinner), DH owns his own blue collar company, she drinks white claw all day with the other hot moms while the kids play, wears cold shoulder tops when she has girls nights, tan and mostly in good shape but a little soft (all that mommy juice!) kids play every sport and it’s a reflection on her (definitely owns a t-shirt that says Connor’s mommy! in team colors) and she drives a white Suburban!