Anonymous
Post 09/18/2020 08:44     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Just google Alexandria soccer club it is the first result.


Again, I don't know what "it" is. I don't know the first thing about soccer and I know that there are ways to sign up through the rec department, private clubs, etc.


You must live under a rock. IT is the first result from the google search. Click the linky!

I think someone did the work for you though.


Yes, as I stated, I'm a total idiot, and I live under a rock. We have established that. I found the website through my own Google search, but that doesn't mean that I know how soccer is organized, whether that's one of many Alexandria soccer organizations, or if it's the only one.

Now that we've established that I'm a moron who's unfit to be a parent, and that I also live under a rock, please try to educate my helpless self.


Honestly this is being lazy. There are at least 10 years worth of info on this site. You could google local organizations on dcum by putting in a couple terms like Alexandria and soccer and starting from there. And in the same time that you've responded to this thread. Ive found tons of good recommendations on here. Sorry I was on your team until all the "woe is me" downtalk. It's too much.


You have way too much time on your hands.
Anonymous
Post 09/17/2020 19:47     Subject: How do I get my 6YO enrolled in soccer in Alexandria?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Just google Alexandria soccer club it is the first result.


Again, I don't know what "it" is. I don't know the first thing about soccer and I know that there are ways to sign up through the rec department, private clubs, etc.


You must live under a rock. IT is the first result from the google search. Click the linky!

I think someone did the work for you though.


Yes, as I stated, I'm a total idiot, and I live under a rock. We have established that. I found the website through my own Google search, but that doesn't mean that I know how soccer is organized, whether that's one of many Alexandria soccer organizations, or if it's the only one.

Now that we've established that I'm a moron who's unfit to be a parent, and that I also live under a rock, please try to educate my helpless self.


Honestly this is being lazy. There are at least 10 years worth of info on this site. You could google local organizations on dcum by putting in a couple terms like Alexandria and soccer and starting from there. And in the same time that you've responded to this thread. Ive found tons of good recommendations on here. Sorry I was on your team until all the "woe is me" downtalk. It's too much.