Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:This thread just convinces there are no upsides to HOAs
This. I’d rather have the motorcycle tinkerer be my neighbor than any HOA apologist.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My friend lives in a no HOA neighborhood and his neighbor built a two story tall aviary and filled it with screaming parrots.
That's amazing. Why would you want to live in a neighborhood that regulates the frequency of your lawn-mowing instead of a neighborhood with a two-story aviary with parrots?
Because I would like to live in a clean neighborhood where lawns are well kept. I don't want to live in a neighborhood infested with rats and parrots.
Parrots are pretty cool though.
Yeah, I would love to live in a parrot-infested neighborhood. Or cockatoos, or even parakeets.
Also, tall grass doesn't spontaneously generate rats.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anybody doing any cool stuff? HOAs are anathema to cool stuff.
Tell me about it. Our HOA just denied my appeal for a very obviously temporary structure at the front of our house.
I do appreciate the HOA in general because without it, people would have 10 cars in their front yard. But it burns my toast that they have so much say over what you can and cannot do. I guess there is no winning.
I'm happy to allow people to have 10 cars in their front yard (which, actually, people do not do in my non-HOA neighborhood) if it means I can do the stuff an HOA wouldn't allow me to do. Like paint my front door whatever color I want, put vegetables in the front yard if I want, or take down holiday decorations on my schedule instead of theirs.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My friend lives in a no HOA neighborhood and his neighbor built a two story tall aviary and filled it with screaming parrots.
That's amazing. Why would you want to live in a neighborhood that regulates the frequency of your lawn-mowing instead of a neighborhood with a two-story aviary with parrots?
Because I would like to live in a clean neighborhood where lawns are well kept. I don't want to live in a neighborhood infested with rats and parrots.
Parrots are pretty cool though.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My friend lives in a no HOA neighborhood and his neighbor built a two story tall aviary and filled it with screaming parrots.
That's amazing. Why would you want to live in a neighborhood that regulates the frequency of your lawn-mowing instead of a neighborhood with a two-story aviary with parrots?
Because I would like to live in a clean neighborhood where lawns are well kept. I don't want to live in a neighborhood infested with rats and parrots.
Anonymous wrote:There is no defense. HOAs suck and are an infringement on everyone's constitutional rights.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My friend lives in a no HOA neighborhood and his neighbor built a two story tall aviary and filled it with screaming parrots.
That's amazing. Why would you want to live in a neighborhood that regulates the frequency of your lawn-mowing instead of a neighborhood with a two-story aviary with parrots?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:God, I lived in a neighborhood once where one neighbor was a hoarder and stuff was literally piling up so much that it was breaking out of their front living room windows and piling into the yard. Another neighbor made a permanent laminated display of her art hanging up on a clothes line right at the edge of her front lawn. It looked like a kindergarten hallway on steroids right in the middle of the neighborhood. She also had two big signs in her driveway with huge graffiti sprayed all over it saying STOP KONY. God bless HOAs for eliminating this trash
BTW this was in CHEVY CHASE MD
Anonymous wrote:God, I lived in a neighborhood once where one neighbor was a hoarder and stuff was literally piling up so much that it was breaking out of their front living room windows and piling into the yard. Another neighbor made a permanent laminated display of her art hanging up on a clothes line right at the edge of her front lawn. It looked like a kindergarten hallway on steroids right in the middle of the neighborhood. She also had two big signs in her driveway with huge graffiti sprayed all over it saying STOP KONY. God bless HOAs for eliminating this trash