My confession is

When the kids are out playing or asleep, I’ve taken several nice long baths, then finished up with some special time involving the pulsating massage shower wand.

I am an introvert so I’m secretly enjoying being at home

With kids home now, it's almost impossible to get time alone with my vibrator.

I played Xbox while on a conference call but left the mic on so all my squad mates in the game heard half of it. They didn’t have microphones so I got this text chat saying “WTF!” Was kind of funny.

I’m grumpy, snapping at the kids, and eating out of stress and cabin fever.

Let’s hope I can turn it around tomorrow!

Our neighbors aren't listening to any advice about social distancing or limiting interactions with others. They're treating this thing like a joke and are miffed because we won't go to their parties or let our kids play with theirs since schools closed. It's been a nonstop stream of friends and relatives in and out of their house. I normally really like them, but I'm going to be very relieved when they get in their car and drive several states away for a long road trip later this week.

Anonymous wrote:I have a small business and have a remote employee who gets paid 20 hours per week. I have believed that she had about 5-7 hours of work to do a week but I could afford to keep her on at 20 hours. Because of the nature of our work, tomorrow I will lay her off because she no longer has anything to do.

That’s too bad. A lot of us on DCUM want to support small businesses— May I ask what is your business industry?

I have a small business and have a remote employee who gets paid 20 hours per week. I have believed that she had about 5-7 hours of work to do a week but I could afford to keep her on at 20 hours. Because of the nature of our work, tomorrow I will lay her off because she no longer has anything to do.

I'm for keeping the husband that's DTF with the coronababe.

Anonymous wrote:Didn’t make our kid quit their fast food job because the store went drive thru only. Now my husband is pissed off at me and threatening to send us to a motel when I pick her up.

Tell your husband to shape up, or ship out. He sounds like a keeper.

Anonymous wrote:My confession: I have a pretty sizable stash of chocolate that I am hiding from my family members.

Same.

It’s Easter chocolate so that’s my cover story if it’s discovered.

I confess to stress eating a box of strawberry frozen fruit bars.

I want my ex to come over. lonely and bored.

Anonymous wrote:I'm unemployed and depressed, so my confession is that I don't really see any difference from a normal Monday.

I am sorry to hear this. Can I send peace and love your way!! Go for a walk and try to destress. This too shall pass. I have been there before-not with with Covid but unemployed. It is oddly enough was when I started running to get out of my apartment. It was terrific for me-I looked pretty darn good and wound up finding a job. Sometimes you have to get your mind off stuff.

Anonymous wrote:I’m really sick with something else and can’t leave the house to prep. Like there’s not much food left in the grocery stores.

Instacart?