Anonymous wrote:The very first day we moved in there was a squirrel running around in the house. Maybe he got in with the movers? We left the doors open. I'm pretty sure he ultimately found his way out (or got a lot quieter) because we're 15 years in now and he's not keeping us up at night.
That's because Squirrel is watching you while you guys sleep.
Waiting.
Until the time is just right.
And he is hungry. So, so hungry.
One morning you will awake to Squirrel furiously scratching in your bellybuttons looking for his stash.