Anonymous wrote: "Larlo and I are no longer friends, because I hooo-ered with him. It was some mighty painful jism and im sure he would not want to pee on me again. I don't want to get into the details but we cannot have sex together. Do you still want to get laid? Its important to me that if we do get busy we can just not discuss Larlo and his wang. Im sure this seems very dramatic but please respect this cooch, it is still quite painful."

OP, for the good of your marriage, please take this advice (above.)

"Larlo and I are no longer friends, because I hooo-ered with him. It was some might painful jism and im sure he would not want to pee on me again. I don't want to get into the details but we cannot have sex together. Do you still want to get laid? Its important to me that if we do get busy we can just not discuss Larlo and his wang. Im sure this seems very dramatic but please respect this cooch, it is still quite painful."

Schedule it for the last night and get “sick”

I would be honest with my friends. It disappoints me when my friends have a falling out. I have tried successfully to get some friends back together. I wouldn't try if it were something like this. Its none of her business but you need to express that a group outing isnt possible to get this person to drop it.

I would just say. "He and i arent friends and never can be. If you are my friend and i want to maontain our friendship. If you push this i will also have to end my relationship with you."