Anonymous
10/07/2019 22:46
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:OP here. There are no Asians or other minorities who use these restrooms. I don’t know who it is, but there is fecal matter on the seat every friggin day. It’s so foul and revolting.
Are they made to use their own restrooms or do you just not hire minorities then?
Anonymous
10/07/2019 22:44
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I will NOT sit on a public toilet seat. Under any circumstances.
I "hover". And sometimes things can get untidy. So be it.
This is why janitors exist. Use another stall.
You were obviously raised by savages.
You are a disgusting pig, PP and an entitled one at that!
Sorry not sorry. I refuse to touch any part of the seat or toilet paper. I will hover and do my business, use my wipes and throw them on the floor so I don’t damage the plumbing. The cleaning ladies are there for a reason
+1. I’m a hover-pooper, too. Judge me all you want, IDGAF. I’m not sitting on some nasty toilet seat. Nope. Not gonna happen.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 22:41
Subject: Re:Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Do this at home, folks, not at work! Problem solved...
Nope. Always poop on company time. Always.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 22:27
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I will NOT sit on a public toilet seat. Under any circumstances.
I "hover". And sometimes things can get untidy. So be it.
This is why janitors exist. Use another stall.
You were obviously raised by savages.
You are a disgusting pig, PP and an entitled one at that!
Sorry not sorry. I refuse to touch any part of the seat or toilet paper. I will hover and do my business, use my wipes and throw them on the floor so I don’t damage the plumbing. The cleaning ladies are there for a reason
Anonymous
10/07/2019 22:25
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP here. There are no Asians or other minorities who use these restrooms. I don’t know who it is, but there is fecal matter on the seat every friggin day. It’s so foul and revolting.
Is it actual fecal matter or just black/dark brown smudges? Is anyone in your office really overweight? I wonder if it's a sort of accumulated body oils/sweat that occur where the buttocks and thighs meet. It gets on toilet seats and is dark brown in color. Usually someone who is overweight is aware of this and cleans after themselves or always uses a toilet seat cover.
OMG I was already about to throw up from the mental picture of some disgusting pig "hovering" over a toilet to poop and letting things get "untidy" and thinking it's fine. And now this. Seriously, if anyone is leaving dark brown smudges on your toilet seat and trying to justify it away as just (?!) "accumulated body oils" (?!) then yeah, no. You're being had. And if someone really *was* that gross that they were literally a walking sewer, then I hope they'd be able to figure out a WFH gig so the rest of us didn't need to share facilities with them.
Seriously! Who the hell leaves brown smudges on the toilet seat and thinks it’s ok, the next user will be fine with that. If you are fat and can’t clean yourself, figure something out. The rest of us don’t want to sit in your filth.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 21:40
Subject: Re:Office restrooms
Do this at home, folks, not at work! Problem solved...
Anonymous
10/07/2019 20:21
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I’ve seen instances where someone has unleashed a proverbial bowl-painter and some makes it to the seat. I think that can happen if their butt isn’t centered properly.
What do people eat that they have these types of bowel movements? I don’t understand. I have a daily movement or two, never leave a mess, and only use a square or two.
God knows, 7-11 burritos maybe? It’s not too surprising looking at all the garbage food advertised on tv. Here you go, have a nice fat sandwich with four pounds of meat, tons of cheese and other garbage. People must have mouths like a great white to get those things down. And who know what they do to your poor digestive system.
Actually my poops get way worse the more vegetables and beans I eat. I tried vegan for a month and was like a walking poop machine. Meat solidified things.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 20:20
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:I will NOT sit on a public toilet seat. Under any circumstances.
I "hover". And sometimes things can get untidy. So be it.
This is why janitors exist. Use another stall.
You were obviously raised by savages.
You are a disgusting pig, PP and an entitled one at that!
Anonymous
10/07/2019 20:18
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I’ve seen instances where someone has unleashed a proverbial bowl-painter and some makes it to the seat. I think that can happen if their butt isn’t centered properly.
What do people eat that they have these types of bowel movements? I don’t understand. I have a daily movement or two, never leave a mess, and only use a square or two.
God knows, 7-11 burritos maybe? It’s not too surprising looking at all the garbage food advertised on tv. Here you go, have a nice fat sandwich with four pounds of meat, tons of cheese and other garbage. People must have mouths like a great white to get those things down. And who know what they do to your poor digestive system.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 20:15
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some Indians stand on the toilet when pooping for some reason, so that makes a mess. There was a sign in the men’s room in one place with a drawing of an exed-out drawing of a guy standing/squatting on the toilet because of the problem you mention.
Oh, you gotta be sh*tting me! are you serious?!?!
Not just Indians, but anyone traveling from a culture where "squat" toilets are common such as North Africa, the Middle East and southwest Asia . That sign placard is very common in Germany, I'm guessing because of the increase in foreign-born refugees from various places
I have lived and traveled all over Germany, as recently as last year, and have NEVER seen that sign there. Nobody in North Africa or the Middle East squats on toilets. What are you talking about?
I showed this post to my H who is an airline pilot. He says those signs, or similar, are all over the place.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 20:15
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I’ve seen instances where someone has unleashed a proverbial bowl-painter and some makes it to the seat. I think that can happen if their butt isn’t centered properly.
What do people eat that they have these types of bowel movements? I don’t understand. I have a daily movement or two, never leave a mess, and only use a square or two.
I'm guessing that for even those of us whose poop isn't as foul as the descriptions here might suggest in this case, if we decided to squat somewhere random in the room and just close our eyes and push it out and hope it landed somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet (the way some people apparently do on this thread) then things would probably start looking pretty messy for us too.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 20:12
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP here. There are no Asians or other minorities who use these restrooms. I don’t know who it is, but there is fecal matter on the seat every friggin day. It’s so foul and revolting.
Is it actual fecal matter or just black/dark brown smudges? Is anyone in your office really overweight? I wonder if it's a sort of accumulated body oils/sweat that occur where the buttocks and thighs meet. It gets on toilet seats and is dark brown in color. Usually someone who is overweight is aware of this and cleans after themselves or always uses a toilet seat cover.
OMG I was already about to throw up from the mental picture of some disgusting pig "hovering" over a toilet to poop and letting things get "untidy" and thinking it's fine. And now this. Seriously, if anyone is leaving dark brown smudges on your toilet seat and trying to justify it away as just (?!) "accumulated body oils" (?!) then yeah, no. You're being had. And if someone really *was* that gross that they were literally a walking sewer, then I hope they'd be able to figure out a WFH gig so the rest of us didn't need to share facilities with them.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 19:58
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:I will NOT sit on a public toilet seat. Under any circumstances.
I "hover". And sometimes things can get untidy. So be it.
This is why janitors exist. Use another stall.
Are you the person who leaves their used wet wipes on the floor by the toilet? If so, congratulations on still being filthy. If not, you two deserve each other.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 18:26
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:I’ve seen instances where someone has unleashed a proverbial bowl-painter and some makes it to the seat. I think that can happen if their butt isn’t centered properly.
What do people eat that they have these types of bowel movements? I don’t understand. I have a daily movement or two, never leave a mess, and only use a square or two.
Anonymous
10/07/2019 18:15
Subject: Office restrooms
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some Indians stand on the toilet when pooping for some reason, so that makes a mess. There was a sign in the men’s room in one place with a drawing of an exed-out drawing of a guy standing/squatting on the toilet because of the problem you mention.
Oh, you gotta be sh*tting me! are you serious?!?!
Not just Indians, but anyone traveling from a culture where "squat" toilets are common such as North Africa, the Middle East and southwest Asia . That sign placard is very common in Germany, I'm guessing because of the increase in foreign-born refugees from various places
I have lived and traveled all over Germany, as recently as last year, and have NEVER seen that sign there. Nobody in North Africa or the Middle East squats on toilets. What are you talking about?
Sarcastic, right?