Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's not difficult to do. The fabric is really stretchy and you just squat and hover.

I do the same when wearing a one-piece swim suit. Just pull the leg over to the side and go! Trying to wiggle in and out of a wet one-piece swim suit is a special kind of hell.

This! I do it all the time. But make sure you have the toilet paper ripped off before you go. You want to wipe before the material is back in position, which means you'll be pulling and ripping the paper with one hand. Not as easy as it would seem!

Guy here.
Backing away slowly.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They aren’t for peeing, they are for sex. Duh.

Really?

Seriously gross. Nothing turns dh off faster than seeing spanx or a girdle.

Well, luckily none of us are sleeping with your DH.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They aren’t for peeing, they are for sex. Duh.

Really?

Seriously gross. Nothing turns dh off faster than seeing spanx or a girdle.

LOL

I don't know what would turn my DH off faster - seeing me in a girdle/spanx or me telling him I just peed out of that opening in the spanx that I expect to have sex through and it probably was "not perfect" when I went to the bathroom and may have soaked it all in pee a bit but hey, nevermind.

Anonymous wrote:They are so not worth it. So uncomfortable and peeing is such a PIA. Can you just wear dress w/out the Spanx?

Agree. They are all awful. I would rather go commando than wear them

Peeing is the easy part but I often wonder what I will say in the event of a wardrobe malfunction that exposes the whole or to the EMTs in case of accident. Maybe they know about spanx holes. Idk but I guess my explanation will be self-loathing?

Anonymous wrote:I have several spanx.

I never realized there was a pee hole.

WHAT ELSE DON’T I KNOW????????

They're only for the high waisted ones (that come up to your boobs) or the ones with arm straps because those are harder to pull up when you're wearing a dress.

(The PPs saying that means the spanx are too small don't know what they're talking about, they're SUPPOSED to be super tight)

Serious question — why not consider wearing non-clingy clothing in a sturdier fabric?

If someone has picked out a flimsy bridesmaid dress for you that you simply must wear, sure. But for the rest of these girdle-necessary occasions, wouldn't it be easier to Just Say No at the point of purchase? Like when you're looking at your gut rolls and dimpled butt in the 3-way mirror at the store before you even buy the overly body-conscious clinging item?

That's what I do. Just skip the jersey fabric. Or go up a size.

They are so not worth it. So uncomfortable and peeing is such a PIA. Can you just wear dress w/out the Spanx?

And all this is why I HATE it when stores/restaurants don't have a hook for your bag. There are times when you need both hands to take care of business in the stall. I have purchased those circle things that come apart so you can hook your bag over the wall or on a sink but sometimes it's not in the bag I'm carrying and I'm stuck trying to do all this with my neck weighed down by a heavy purse. Argh!

Anonymous wrote:It's not difficult to do. The fabric is really stretchy and you just squat and hover.

I do the same when wearing a one-piece swim suit. Just pull the leg over to the side and go! Trying to wiggle in and out of a wet one-piece swim suit is a special kind of hell.

This! I do it all the time. But make sure you have the toilet paper ripped off before you go. You want to wipe before the material is back in position, which means you'll be pulling and ripping the paper with one hand. Not as easy as it would seem!

Just don’t pee.

Anonymous wrote:That’s the name of my all-Mummy punk band.

Need a drummer?

My spams has a bra hook and just opens completely.

Basically you have to get undressed in the stall each time.

Anonymous wrote:Pro tips

Prepare a nice ball of toilet paper to wipe right after you pee (very important tip!)

Pull the opening as wide as possible stretching it to sides with both hands (one hand has toilet paper in it)

Hover low and go

Wipe immediately after you went while the opening is still pulled aside on both sides, so you wipe any urine BEFORE the fabric retracts back

Once you're dry, release the fabric back and readjust everything so that you are comfortable

THIS!!!!!!
You MUST have the toilet paper in your hands before you urinate......