Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Our entire house is asleep by 8PM, including me and DH. I just cannot keep my eyes open much later! Never thought I'd see the day when staying up until 8:30PM was "late".
Oh my gosh me too! The moms club "Moms night out" START at 8:30 and I'm like "WHY NOT MAKE IT MIDNIGHT!!!"
Anonymous wrote: I started buying the chicken nuggets that I prefer and made kid adapt. Dinner is a breeze now. A fattening sodium clogged breeze.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Using the bathroom while baby is in an Ergo carrier. Followed closely behind all the dozens of crazy places I've had to nurse and pump.
+1 But mine also had a 2-year-old who was alternating between trying to open the stall door and (loudly) asking why my underwear didn't have Mickey on them.
My close second is using the airplane bathroom while holding a 1.5-year-old and being 32 weeks pregnant. That was a tight fit!
My son asked why I didn't have a penis in a public restroom once. It was real quiet when he said it really loudly...sigh.
Anonymous wrote:Our entire house is asleep by 8PM, including me and DH. I just cannot keep my eyes open much later! Never thought I'd see the day when staying up until 8:30PM was "late".
Anonymous wrote:Baby peed on our bed. Multiple times. Still took us a week to change the sheets.
Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Using the bathroom while baby is in an Ergo carrier. Followed closely behind all the dozens of crazy places I've had to nurse and pump.
+1 But mine also had a 2-year-old who was alternating between trying to open the stall door and (loudly) asking why my underwear didn't have Mickey on them.
My close second is using the airplane bathroom while holding a 1.5-year-old and being 32 weeks pregnant. That was a tight fit!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I enjoy a certain protein bar every morning but they are expensive. My kids will waste them, want to taste them but spit them out or naw on the bar and ruin the coating but not actually eat it...total waste. So I've come to hiding in my master closet with my bar and coffee every morning for 10 min. I even look forward to it. Sometimes I realize for a second how pathetic it is but then remember how this is really the best solution! Anyone else have moments tha make you go "o wow this is a new low."?
It's pathetic bc you don't have enough authority to tell your kids that they are not allowed to eat your protein bars.
Seriously. Remind them that they waste the bars and offer them something else.
Yay you two PPs for trying to turn a light hearted post into some sanctimonious drivel. Do you feel better about yourselves now? Here’s a cookie for each of you.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
That's disgusting.
Anonymous wrote:Using the bathroom while baby is in an Ergo carrier. Followed closely behind all the dozens of crazy places I've had to nurse and pump.