An annoying coworker is always cruising the kitchen for snacks, leftovers, crumbs. She often eats food in fridge that is not hers. When there are donuts, muffins or pastries leftover from staff meetings or workshops, she will hoard them, leaving none. Every now and then we will toss the leftovers, or hide them and sit back and watch her search. Sometimes she'll ask people if they know what happened to the donuts.

I can understand the desire for revenge and the fact that some people may deserve it as well as learn from it. However, it may not be wise to risk getting yourself into trouble. That said - I did a few minor things as a teenager

I let the air out of all four tires in a neighbors car. He was rude and even bullied everyone in our townhouse community. Someone else apparently did it to two tires a couple weeks later. Since then the neighbor leaves others alone.

Anonymous wrote:As I was in the process of packing to leave my ex, he was full of resentment and as revenge shaved his pubic hairs and put the shavings in a pair of my shoes. Unknowingly, I went to put the shoes on and you can figure out the rest...

He also cut the chords to all three of my vibrators...

I really can't figure out the rest.

Anonymous wrote:My DH never holds his gas even though I have repeatedly asked him to excuse himself so I took an upper decker in the bathroom only he uses!

Really? Poop in the tank? That seems particularly filthy and it's in your house so it impacts you. I'd have to have the toilet replaced. $$$

I too keyed someone’s car once. I shoveled the snow out of a parking space for my car. I left the spot, about 25’ away, for 30 seconds max. He pulls in and I tried to explain. His response, “Mine now buddy”. BTW he did see me shoveling while driving around looking for a spot - I saw him.

There may be instances where revenge is not so wrong?

My DH had been particular rude to me all day and had enough nerve to ask for a BJ that night. I said sure, I'll be right there. I promptly went to the kitchen cabinet and grabbed the bottle of Tabasco and shook a lot into my mouth. Held it in my mouth and immediately went down on him. I don't regret it one bit

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Anonymous wrote:I hate one of my coworkers. I have a cold and I licked her craisin and put it back in her pile of craisins on a napkin.

That is neither petty nor minor.

Doesn’t this technically qualify as an assault?

If it does, I won't be sharing a similar story about miserable colleague's water bottle and my scrotum.

My DH never holds his gas even though I have repeatedly asked him to excuse himself so I took an upper decker in the bathroom only he uses!

I jack the thermostat up (or down, depending on the season) when I'm pissed at my super frugal (cheap) DH. But I do really love him!

I take gazillions of pictures of H and our kids, and he barely bothers to take 5 seconds to focus and get one decent picture of me, even when I ask him to. So one time after a fun outing and discovering the crappy (and few) pictures he took of me and the kids, I deleted a bunch of his pictures.

My husband annoys me almost daily by falling asleep on the sofa at like 7:30 pm. So I took my son's water gun and sprayed him the other night.

Wow. The spitting and car keying is waaaay over the top.

Anonymous wrote:When I was in my early 20's and had recently moved in with my husband (then boyfriend) and we got angry at each other, I bedazzled all the pockets of his favorite jeans.

We later went to therapy to learn how to communicate and argue productively.

DH will still occasionally tease me if we disagree about something, that he needs to hide his jeans before going to sleep.

Creative! I just painted a toenail while he was passed out.

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Anonymous wrote:I hate one of my coworkers. I have a cold and I licked her craisin and put it back in her pile of craisins on a napkin.

That is neither petty nor minor.

Doesn’t this technically qualify as an assault?

I believe it does.

A former friend of mine admitted to hog spitting in a coworkers leftovers because the coworker had somehow offended her. Operative word is "former"