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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone who calls their father “papa” is a hard no for me.

Ouch! DH insisted that he be “Papa” instead of Dad/Daddy. I told him it was milenial yuppie but he insisted.

Sorry, you married a wanna be loser. He probably also wears newsboy caps to cover his growing bald spot. Again, I’m sorry.

No, he has lots of hair and dresses well. The last thing he is is a loser. Honestly. He is young and very successful.

I do wish he would have gone with Daddy.

Anonymous wrote:I never really considered myself laid back, but reading this thread makes me think I must be. I don’t say these things but frankly no phrase is going to turn me off a person unless it’s racist, homophobic, etc. People are so much more than the pet names they call their kid or breasts.

Ew! Pet names for lactating breasts! Vile!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone who calls their father “papa” is a hard no for me.

Ouch! DH insisted that he be “Papa” instead of Dad/Daddy. I told him it was milenial yuppie but he insisted.

Sorry, you married a wanna be loser. He probably also wears newsboy caps to cover his growing bald spot. Again, I’m sorry.

I never really considered myself laid back, but reading this thread makes me think I must be. I don’t say these things but frankly no phrase is going to turn me off a person unless it’s racist, homophobic, etc. People are so much more than the pet names they call their kid or breasts.

Interesting. I call my toddler a piggy but not referencing eating but when she’s dirty with major dirt on her hands and face, and she has a book about piggies taking a bath. With props pig and Olivia she calls herself and us piggies My dh is also papa. But I’m Eastern European and my kid speaks my language more than English right now.

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Anonymous wrote:“He love the boob” or mothers who call their breasts “boobies”. When feeding another human, please call them breasts. “He loves nursing” is the same number of syllables and will keep me wanting to know you.

Yuck, anyone who talks about how much their kid likes to suck their boobs, in any verbiage, gets the friend boot...

I know someone who called them “nursies”. Ick.

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Anonymous wrote:"Boymom" for SURE. It's like a blinking red "AVOID" sign

+1

I went into this thread judging all the judgers, until I remembered the scourge of #boymoms. I hear this word cross a mom's lips and I'm out.

+1 for mamma bear. Oh yes you’re so tough and fierce for acting like a lunatic when someone doesn’t smile enough at your kid

Anonymous wrote:Agree on the Papa. DH is Papi because he’s South American (as in born and lived there until he was 35 and we speak Spanish at home). I don’t but always want to clarify we aren’t annoying hipsters.

Well good thing he isn't European. If he were German, he would be Papa. And you KNOW what kind of people Papas are.

Agree on the Papa. DH is Papi because he’s South American (as in born and lived there until he was 35 and we speak Spanish at home). I don’t but always want to clarify we aren’t annoying hipsters.

Anonymous wrote:Oh man you guys must hate me! Apparently I use “littles” and “toddler” inappropriately. My “not toddler little” preschool age human also runs around screaming “I want big boobies! Big boobies!” Eek. I’ve ruined breast feeding for everyone

Yes, I wouldn’t like you. I would avoid socializing with you.

Anonymous wrote:Lots of judgmental, friendless women here. Good grief.

Actually, I can guarantee you that these are the popular moms with more friends than they need.

Anonymous wrote:"Boymom" for SURE. It's like a blinking red "AVOID" sign

+1

What does 'boy mom' mean?

Lots of judgmental, friendless women here. Good grief.