Anonymous
Post 08/13/2018 19:34     Subject: How much money should I have saved at age 34?
You should have no less than $451,000 at your age
Anonymous
Post 08/13/2018 19:06     Subject: How much money should I have saved at age 34?
My kid is in AAP Avocado Toast math, based on their test results from second grade, so clearly they are smarter than your kid taking only General Ed Avocado Toast math.
Anonymous
Post 08/13/2018 15:04     Subject: How much money should I have saved at age 34?
Anonymous wrote:How do I calculate my age in avocado toasts?


Standard avocado math 101
Anonymous
Post 08/13/2018 14:29     Subject: How much money should I have saved at age 34?
Hey OP, you’re doing amazing sweetie!!! And you’re the most beautiful! And the smartest, and just so darn loveable and anyone should be honored to be near you! And golly, you’re doing so good with your savings it’s going to be all okay! You must be such a peach to talk to!

(PS: gtfo insufferable humblebrag).
Anonymous
Post 08/13/2018 14:24     Subject: How much money should I have saved at age 34?
How do I calculate my age in avocado toasts?
Anonymous
Post 08/13/2018 09:48     Subject: How much money should I have saved at age 34?
The standard rule of thumb is you should always have at least 100x your age in Avocado Toasts. So, at $15 per Avocado Toast you should have at least 100 x 34 x $15 = $51,000. Keep in mind that's a floor not a ceiling. YOLO