Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 19:05     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Anonymous wrote:Aside from alcohol and obviously late night snacking, the free cafeterias (with freshman meal plan) are probably where most kids gain the freshman 15, yeah? Are there a couple easy to digest tips for that environment to stay fit? One thing that I did clarify after her orientation is that orange juice -- even fresh squeezed -- (in the morning) isn't healthy. She thought it was the coolest thing and was sending me pics of her enjoying a tall glass each morning.


My advice to you would be not to eat there if it's a problem for you.
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 18:53     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
wait WHAT?

I KNOW you are joking.

Because if this is real, Mom, you are in for a rocky farkin ride.

Buckle up.
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 18:45     Subject: Re:My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
There is something seriously wrong with you, OP.
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 18:42     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Anonymous wrote:show her pictures of fat women who are sad and alone. https://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/


That goddamned dirty orange juice did this!
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 18:32     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Dafuq? Orange juice isn't healthy? In what universe?

Tang, I agree with you. Fresh-squeezed OJ? What weird ideas you have.


“SERIOUSLY, ORANGE JUICE ISN'T HEALTHY” - THE NEW YORK TIMES

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/07/opinion/sunday/juice-is-not-healthy-sugar.html

12oz glass has 10 TEASPOONS OF SUGAR

Most kids down a 12 or even 20oz glass without twice thinking about it.


Only Americans put this much thought into whether a freshly squeezed fruit is healthy or not. Then do a bunch of tests, conclude it’s better to stop drinking the juice and instead gulp down a gallon of sugar-free caffeinated soda filled with chemicals because they want a refreshing drink. Then they complain that their kids have neurological and hormonal disorders. ?
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 18:10     Subject: Re:My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Having just written a check for $2,100 to cover my kid's meal plan for fall semester, I am curious where this school with the free cafeteria is. I think I made the wrong choice!
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 16:54     Subject: Re:My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
...guys I'm pretty sure this is a joke post poking fun at the "how to survive a triple" poster
("maybe he can sleep in your helicopter" is one of the funniest things I've read all week)
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 16:37     Subject: Re:My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Write a letter to the dean expressing your concerns. And your daughter will be fine as she will have so much freshman year sex the calories will just sweat off.
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 16:05     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Just let your kid live her life. Don't micromanage which juice she drinks.
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 16:03     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Anonymous wrote:When I arrived home after freshman year having gained about 10 lbs, the very first thing my dad said to me -- before "hello" -- was, "you got fat." You could give that a try, but I don't recommend it.


That’s exactly what my cousin’s father said to her; she cried then went on a whole new health kick and hasn’t looked back
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 15:27     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Dining Hall OJ is delicious with cheap vodka when you're in college.



Come sit next to me, and let's continue to trash the hopefully troll OP who is a nightmare.


I guess OP's shaming might lead the daughter to drink the lower-calorie Crystal Light and Vodka.

Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 15:24     Subject: Re:My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
I'm with OP. Nobody gonna like a fat girl. #momswhoshameareawesome!
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 15:21     Subject: My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
encourage her to take adderall and smoke cigarettes. problem solved!
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 15:19     Subject: Re:My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
Even the best of the best spreads get tiring after awhile. I once was on a 2 week luxury cruise and by day 10 all the (very nice/high end) food made me wanna gag. She won't be tempted by the cafeteria food past October. Trust me.
Anonymous
Post 07/27/2018 15:16     Subject: Re:My daughter is heading to a college with amazing free cafeterias - any advice?
First of all, the Freshman 15 is caused primarily by alcohol, late-night eating, and lack of activity - especially for those who used to play sports in high school. The calories from alcohol play a much bigger role than whatever food is being ingested in the cafeteria.

Second of all, back off, OP.