Anonymous wrote:That's what hand towels hanging on the headboard are for! Works about 95% of the time.

My parents are in their 60's and last year my DH and I were staying at their house for a few weeks using the MBR. In both their bedside tables were stack of hand towels which gave us a big laugh. I kidded my mother about it and she said you should be so lucky!

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Anonymous wrote:Very practical. Lie very still and keep it pristine. I remember my parents, now in their 80s, would lay down a sex towel.

Our style is more to roll all over the place, and then change the sheets every couple of days.

How do you “remember” your parents would lay down a sex towel?!?

Never mind, shouldn’t have asked, I don’t want to know.

Oh you with your vivid imagination. LOL I wasn't there when they did it. I just remember as a young kid, seeing their bed before it was made, and some mornings, there would be the towel spread out. And they kept it under the bed. I didn't understand until I was older.

I'm fine with a towel for period sex but other than that it kills the mood a bit.

Anonymous wrote:Yes - Otherwise someone has to lay in the wetspot.

My college bedclothes were gross. They literally had spots all over them and they'd go weeks between washes.

Those rashes you used to get - did you ever connect the dots?

Anonymous wrote:Here's what I don't get. Assuming most people do oral, you've literally eaten and enjoyed semen and vaginal fluids. But oh no! A little got on the bed!!!

So gross. Why would people want to sleep in sticky, drying body fluids?

Anonymous wrote:Very practical. Lie very still and keep it pristine. I remember my parents, now in their 80s, would lay down a sex towel.

Our style is more to roll all over the place, and then change the sheets every couple of days.

It’s hardly a hand towel and you only need it for missionary/cowgirl positions. Bath sheet covers 1/3 of a queen sized bed. No one is lying very still.

We use condoms.

Anonymous wrote:What if you have sex or masturbate every day? From the ages of 12 to 18, I don't think there was ever a day when there wasn't cum somewhere on my sheets even though I washed them weekly.

Your poor Mother!!

Anonymous wrote:That's what hand towels hanging on the headboard are for! Works about 95% of the time.

That's what we do too, I'm amazed that more people don't do it. It is really convenient and we never mess up the sheets.

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Anonymous wrote:What if you have sex or masturbate every day? From the ages of 12 to 18, I don't think there was ever a day when there wasn't cum somewhere on my sheets even though I washed them weekly.

Sick. Not what you said, but the fact that you actually said it.

NP here. What r u-a Quaker? Nothing sick about the truth. PP, same for me-and I’m a girl.

Anonymous wrote:Yes - Otherwise someone has to lay in the wetspot.

My college bedclothes were gross. They literally had spots all over them and they'd go weeks between washes.

Towels work well for that.

Anonymous wrote:Very practical. Lie very still and keep it pristine. I remember my parents, now in their 80s, would lay down a sex towel.

Our style is more to roll all over the place, and then change the sheets every couple of days.

How do you “remember” your parents would lay down a sex towel?!?

Never mind, shouldn’t have asked, I don’t want to know.

Very practical. Lie very still and keep it pristine. I remember my parents, now in their 80s, would lay down a sex towel.

Our style is more to roll all over the place, and then change the sheets every couple of days.

Anonymous wrote:I'd be changing sheets every day. Ain't nobody got time for that!

Yep.

We lay down a towel before, which avoids the wet spot.

Only during period sex.