Anonymous
10/13/2017 21:06
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Anonymous wrote:You think the reason no one agrees with you is because you are a self-alleged contrarian, but it is really due to your utter incompetence and short temper to cover it up.
Shit, you work at the white house?
Anonymous
10/13/2017 21:01
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
"Thank you! You're all so helpful and kind!"
Oh wait. I do say that
I've only had one truly crazy co-worker. I still see her daughter at school (same as my daughter's) and wonder what is going on in that house and how traumatized the poor thing must be. Unless my co-worker has lost custody by now.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 20:59
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
F-me.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 20:58
Subject: Re:Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Please just don't talk to me anymore. I can't handle the sheer stupidity of everything that comes out of your mouth or the whiny passive aggressive approach you take to everything.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 20:56
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Please stop shirking work and saying, "well I agreed to do XYZ" when you forget about the thing you said youd do
Anonymous
10/13/2017 20:48
Subject: Re:Things you wish you could say to a coworker
The walls are paper thin. Please, please don’t clip your fingernails at work.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 20:31
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Stop apologizing for being late. You're clearly not sorry.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 20:30
Subject: Re:Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Anonymous wrote:Barrett - I don't know what it is that you're doing or not doing, but you smell. It was you the memo was about from HR. Also, please talk less.
Winnie - Get off the phone with your husband. He's been retired for three years now. That's plenty of time to find EVERYTHING in the house. Let him find it himself. Everyone makes fun of how you spend all day on the phone telling your husband where things are in the house.
Boyd - We all know you have various ass problems, what with the ass pillow you sit on, the personal wipes you stroll down the hall holding when going to the bathroom, and the tube of ointment you left on your desk that someone googled. Discretion would be your friend.
Lainey - The way you eat potato chips in meetings makes me want to slap you across the face. Stop taking teeny tiny nibbles and chewing with your mouth open. Or only eat soft foods.
Marcus - You are more phony than a three-dollar bill. Nobody likes you. Everyone finds you smarmy. Iris quit because of you. Gara is now miserable because she works with you.
Cory - None of the women like working with you because you invade their physical space. Do not come around someone else's desk. Do not scream at young associates, and ESPECIALLY do not do so while they are sitting and you are standing.
You should work from home.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 20:28
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Please don't iron your clothes in the office.
Someone actually does this? I can't believe that it hasn't been brought to attention due to it being a fire hazard
He's a partner so no one says anything. But you can see his feet in socks and the legs of the ironing board below the frosted part of the doors to his office. So strange.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 19:00
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Your breath almost always reeks. Please stopping talking to me!
Anonymous
10/13/2017 18:45
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Anonymous wrote:Please don't iron your clothes in the office.
Someone actually does this? I can't believe that it hasn't been brought to attention due to it being a fire hazard
Anonymous
10/13/2017 18:01
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
You're nuts. But smart. You're good at your job, but I'd never ever ever want to work for you. You've alienated anyone you've ever tried to mentor. Take a hint.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 17:59
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Just because you work in a cube, doesn't mean that you have complete privacy. I can hear every single word of your very personal phone conversations and I'm very worried about your DD, too. The fact that she has a parole officer now? Robbery, again? Embarrassed to know all of this, especially since we don't actually interact.
Anonymous
10/13/2017 16:38
Subject: Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Anonymous wrote:I'd say, "I CAN'T BELIEVE you get paid more than I do."
There are some true injustices in the gov't world.
+1000
Anonymous
10/13/2017 16:24
Subject: Re:Things you wish you could say to a coworker
Stop complaining every time they tweak the workflow or add a new type of account to our queue. This is our JOB. We both know it's sooooo easy, pay is decent, work from home. You sound like a whiney child.