My ass only touches the finest of toilet seats! I don't use portapotties and would never ever go to the bathroom outside! No camping for me thanks!

Never but I have pooped on myself. Thought I could hold it til I got home. I was wrong. This happened just last year.

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Anonymous wrote:The last time I peed outside was c 2004. It was about 2 a.m. around Dupont Circle (R Street). I was drunk, and it was an absolute emergency. I went down someone's steps to an English basement and peed.

Around two weeks ago I saw a homeless woman pee at Wisconsin and Q right in front of a mailbox. She just dropped trou and did it. Very disturbing. It was around 7 p.m.

She was homeless but you are just a disgusting drunk.

LOL. My goodness. That was 13 years ago, it was pitch dark, and no one was around. That was a one and done. I drink about 2 glasses of wine a week now, and even back then me being in that state was highly unusual.

You like to judge, don't you?

Not pp, but I lived in an English basement in Dulont Circle, and had to come out in the morning to the overwhelming smell of pee by my front door. So, yes, I judge.

*DuPont*

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The last time I peed outside was c 2004. It was about 2 a.m. around Dupont Circle (R Street). I was drunk, and it was an absolute emergency. I went down someone's steps to an English basement and peed.

Around two weeks ago I saw a homeless woman pee at Wisconsin and Q right in front of a mailbox. She just dropped trou and did it. Very disturbing. It was around 7 p.m.

She was homeless but you are just a disgusting drunk.

LOL. My goodness. That was 13 years ago, it was pitch dark, and no one was around. That was a one and done. I drink about 2 glasses of wine a week now, and even back then me being in that state was highly unusual.

You like to judge, don't you?

Not pp, but I lived in an English basement in Dulont Circle, and had to come out in the morning to the overwhelming smell of pee by my front door. So, yes, I judge.

Waiting for a bus late at night a few months ago, suddenly had to go. You know when you have abdominal pain and there is no way your sphincter will hold? Well, I behind the nearest bush, dropped trou and let it go! Better than in m y pants. And no, I was not drunk. I was coming home from a late night workout at the gym and had to change buses.

Ugh I have gone through episodes of irritable bowel - once got stuck on a highway with my mom driving and tried to poop into a box in the front seat,but it ovreflowed - it was horrific. I'd now get out and poop in the grass to avoid having to dig poop out of my front seat again.

When I was pregnant with my child I had to pee every 10 minutes (literally) so my DH and decided to take a walk down the canal in Georgetown. Of course I couldn't make it all the way. I held it as as long as I could hoping we would make it to a building with a bathroom but I ended up peeing in the bushes. I don't feel bad about it. When you are pregnant there is really no waiting time.

emergencies only. most recently, peed outside when out hiking with my kids last year, upon discovering the public rest area in the middle of the hike was locked. those of us who aren't homeless and spend most of our time in urban/suburban areas should not have this problem.

I'm not sure I've pooped outside since I was a kid doing some fairly intense hiking.

I poo on my mean neighbor's lawn. She thinks it's a rogue dog.

I had to go so bad I was going to go in the woods while on a run, but I just walked fast and held it in, cause I didn't even know how to.

Only in emergencies, usually in a wooded area. I would never shit in someone's lawn, that's terrible. It would have to be running down my legs to get to that point

Only in emergencies, and it always stressed me out during and after. Still shudder at the times it was unavoidable. Mostly it was during jogs/in the woods. Still not a fan.

A few weeks ago.

I peed right before I left home before going on a run, but my bladder had decided to suddenly refill a short time later. I tried to hold off, but when it became urgent, I found some thick trees and went. It's not ideal, but what else was I supposed to do?

I was running a local race in town. When I finished I was meeting up with a friend who lived along the race route. A man was running by and asked her "Is this your house may I please use the bathroom its an emergency"...so of course she said yes. He took a huge dump and ran out and back to the race without so much as a thank you or apology. It was only a 5K, so it was odd!

Does anyone remember the Sports Junkies talking about pulling off the beltway at River Road and having an urgent poop in the driveway of one of the McMansions? I remember that with a chuckle whenever I'm driving in that area.