Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is why I like messenger or large crossbody bags that cover my butt.

False sense of security!!! I have seen women have their flowy dresses/skirts ride up with the movement of the bag while walking sooo many times. If I'm able to catch up and tell them I do. Be most of the time their in a real hurry and I can't catch up!

OMG I see this all the time!! Those huge bags are big trouble if you're wearing a dress or skirt!

I've posted about this before, but happened to me. A kindly elderly woman let me know I was standing at a busy intersection with my butt hanging out.

I ALWAYS let other women know of their wardrobe malfunctions.

This is my biggest fear OP. I obsessively check out my back before exiting the bathroom when I wear a dress or skirt.

I did this the other day but luckily realized it when I got to my office after using the bathroom. Quickly did a backtracking to figure out if anyone had seen. You're not alone,OP!

Anonymous wrote:but 2 important questions:

1) were you wearing cutie panties or granny panties?
2) is your butt still cute?

1) Soma granny panties
2) Nope

Anonymous wrote:Nope. Unless you didn't use the bathroom all day, there's no way you did this.

What? Yes. It did happen. I'm the OP. Trust me, it's a sad but true tale. By "all day," I really meant about 4 hours.
I can't believe this place sometimes. Lol. Carry on.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is why I like messenger or large crossbody bags that cover my butt.

False sense of security!!! I have seen women have their flowy dresses/skirts ride up with the movement of the bag while walking sooo many times. If I'm able to catch up and tell them I do. Be most of the time their in a real hurry and I can't catch up!

OMG I see this all the time!! Those huge bags are big trouble if you're wearing a dress or skirt!

Anonymous wrote:This is part of the reason I make sure I am very well hydrated. It makes me pee at least once an hour meaning the longest I would go without noticing would be an hour.

I don't believe you.

This happened to me when I was 22 and fresh out of college at a new job. I ripped my tights in the waist/thigh area during a bathroom break but had some clear nail polish to prevent a run and the dress hid the tear. Well, about an hour after my second bathroom break a patient came up to my side and whispered in my ear that my dress was caught up in my tights. Exposing the rip as well as my bare ass cheek since I was wearing a thong

I was a mix between embarrassed and furious , as my coworkers had watched me get up about 50 times and hadn't said anything.

Anonymous wrote:
Ooh, OP, I feel for you.

On the other hand, these situations make fun stories years afterward!

It's true. Everyone will remember this for YEARS!

Anonymous wrote:I will go to strangers on the street and tell them discretely if their dress is caught in something showing their butt, or they've had a period accident, toilet paper stuck on their shoe, etc. My daughter has seen me do this many times. I even gave the 20something woman my cardigan to tie around her waist.

We have to look out for each other. I hope someone will do this for me/my daughter if need be.

Me too! The women are always so grateful. It's not the same but the latest was a man with the sticker still on his new shirt. It was he one in a strip with the size all the way down the front. He ripped it off in a hurry. I would hope someone would tell me any of these, especially if my butt was hanging out.

This has happened to me. Including once on a date.

I did that once. THANK GOD for the kind woman who stopped me before I left the restaurant bathroom. She was the only one that saw.

Anonymous wrote:I will go to strangers on the street and tell them discretely if their dress is caught in something showing their butt, or they've had a period accident, toilet paper stuck on their shoe, etc. My daughter has seen me do this many times. I even gave the 20something woman my cardigan to tie around her waist.

We have to look out for each other. I hope someone will do this for me/my daughter if need be.

+1

You must have actually been raised by parents, and you are not insecurely competitive.