Anonymous
Post 10/20/2017 10:25     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Does this coffin make me look fat?
Anonymous
Post 10/18/2017 13:55     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Anonymous wrote:Meaning you're not really dead?


Ha! Perfect. I'm so curious about what OP mistakenly thought this quote meant.
Anonymous
Post 10/18/2017 13:46     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
"It could always be worse."
Anonymous
Post 10/18/2017 13:35     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Yeah, what came to my mind was, to paraphrase:

"Mom complained a lot. So we shot her."

I'm not sure the OP understands the quotation.
Anonymous
Post 10/18/2017 10:53     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Hamlet's mother. Awesome, so many times over.
What, say you?


Hmmm. I've always felt this line is sort of sexist. Or at least sexist guys use it way too much.


I am the OP and I can see how you would think this. I did the direct quote but it I think I would have to find a way to rephrase it. The "doth protest too much". might be good enough. Now I'll be thinking about this all day. If you have any ideas, please help me recouch this.


but what do you mean to say by it?

The quote would imply that whatever you were denying you did while alive was actually what you did do (as evidenced by all the protesting you did.)

I don't get it!
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 14:43     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
"Apologies for my delayed response"
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 14:41     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
If you can read this, you are too close!
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 14:40     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
In small letters: “GET OFF MY LAWN!”
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 14:37     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Anonymous wrote:This is the equivalent of getting a tattoo. What seems like a good idea at one time is not at another, but it's permanent.

Just put my name and the dates on my gravestone.


Actually it's not permanent. Your family can decide to change it.
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 14:35     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Anonymous wrote:Get off my lawn!


I love this!
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 14:14     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
She left you wondering
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 13:11     Subject: Put this on my gravestone
Get off my lawn!
Anonymous
Post 10/10/2017 12:39     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Nevertheless, she persisted
ddintysons
Post 10/08/2017 17:40     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
This is the equivalent of getting a tattoo. What seems like a good idea at one time is not at another, but it's permanent.

Just put my name and the dates on my gravestone.


Hi Tattoo Expert. Do you have one?

Before you start with "They are trashy, etc." think about why people may get them. I have a number of friends that have them to remember children they have lost. Not one of them has thought getting the tat was a bad idea later (even decades later.) Tattoos are permanent and so are certain kinds of loss. One can help easy the pain of another.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2017 14:27     Subject: Re:Put this on my gravestone
Don’t mess with mamma